Definitions by sjrm19
cornynbread
Eye-opening surprise - the Cornynbread just came out of the 4 year oven to rediscover "ethics" and "transparency."
cornynbread by sjrm19 November 29, 2020
profa
pro-fascist, Trump supporters, Trump administration (see Bill Barr, Portland secret military presence); antonym of antifa, of course
pledge cuffs
rhetorical drivel-based political promises through the use of figurative restraints on rationale, compromise and civility
Once he signed the "No Tax Increase" promise, Congressman Smith knew he had just voluntarily placed himself in pledge cuffs - he could never think for himself again while in office.
pledge cuffs by sjrm19 July 28, 2011
dipwitch
the relative intellectual acuity, or lack thereof, exhibited every time a U.S. senatorial candidate (who claims to not be a witch) speaks
abreadcadabread
the sudden and unexplained disappearance of the bread clip immediately after being removed from a bread bag and placed on a counter
Will: "Where in the name of blessed pumpernickel did that bread clip go?"
Cheryl: "Hahaha! Yeah, that abreadcadabread happens to me all the time!"
Cheryl: "Hahaha! Yeah, that abreadcadabread happens to me all the time!"
abreadcadabread by sjrm19 October 20, 2010
Favretortion
The act of feigning retirement (or injury) to obtain an additional obscene amount of money in exchange for essential quarterbacking services
For the second consecutive preseason, the Minnesota Vikings were the willing victims to Brett's Favretortion.
Favretortion by sjrm19 August 18, 2010