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4 definitions by sjrm19

 
1.
the sudden and unexplained disappearance of the bread clip immediately after being removed from a bread bag and placed on a counter
Will: "Where in the name of blessed pumpernickel did that bread clip go?"

Cheryl: "Hahaha! Yeah, that abreadcadabread happens to me all the time!"
by sjrm19 October 18, 2010
 
2.
the relative intellectual acuity, or lack thereof, exhibited every time a U.S. senatorial candidate (who claims to not be a witch) speaks
Did you hear the latest from Christine O'Donnell? OMG, what a dipwitch.
by sjrm19 October 18, 2010
 
3.
rhetorical drivel-based political promises through the use of figurative restraints on rationale, compromise and civility
Once he signed the "No Tax Increase" promise, Congressman Smith knew he had just voluntarily placed himself in pledge cuffs - he could never think for himself again while in office.
by sjrm19 July 27, 2011
 
4.
The act of feigning retirement (or injury) to obtain an additional obscene amount of money in exchange for essential quarterbacking services
For the second consecutive preseason, the Minnesota Vikings were the willing victims to Brett's Favretortion.
by sjrm19 August 18, 2010