Definitions by sjrm19

cornynbread 

A gluten full, whole-grain warm loaf of hypocrisy, lies and delusions (see Texas, Senator)

Eye-opening surprise - the Cornynbread just came out of the 4 year oven to rediscover "ethics" and "transparency."

cornynbread by sjrm19 November 29, 2020

profa 

pro-fascist, Trump supporters, Trump administration (see Bill Barr, Portland secret military presence); antonym of antifa, of course

Hey, 'Merica, I be against antifa. Yup, I'm profa.

profa by sjrm19 November 5, 2020

pledge cuffs 

rhetorical drivel-based political promises through the use of figurative restraints on rationale, compromise and civility

Once he signed the "No Tax Increase" promise, Congressman Smith knew he had just voluntarily placed himself in pledge cuffs - he could never think for himself again while in office.

pledge cuffs by sjrm19 July 28, 2011

dipwitch 

the relative intellectual acuity, or lack thereof, exhibited every time a U.S. senatorial candidate (who claims to not be a witch) speaks

Did you hear the latest from Christine O'Donnell? OMG, what a dipwitch.

dipwitch by sjrm19 October 20, 2010

abreadcadabread 

the sudden and unexplained disappearance of the bread clip immediately after being removed from a bread bag and placed on a counter

Will: "Where in the name of blessed pumpernickel did that bread clip go?"

Cheryl: "Hahaha! Yeah, that abreadcadabread happens to me all the time!"

abreadcadabread by sjrm19 October 20, 2010

Favretortion

The act of feigning retirement (or injury) to obtain an additional obscene amount of money in exchange for essential quarterbacking services

For the second consecutive preseason, the Minnesota Vikings were the willing victims to Brett's Favretortion.

Favretortion by sjrm19 August 18, 2010