sixxon's definitions

cock-prick

When using the words "cock" or "prick" singularly are just not strong enough to describe how utterly stupid somebody is.

Person 1: Hey, did you about Dedrick, he got caught trying to break into the White House in broad daylight while wearing his "I'm a terrorist" t-shirt.

Person 2: Man, that guy has got to be the biggest cock-prick on the planet!!

Person 3: Nah, the biggest cock-prick on the planet is the fuck that lives in the Whitehouse!!

by sixxon December 30, 2008

bollock eyes

When someone is completely blind to a situation.

Person 1: Did you hear that Charlie got passed over for that promotion again?

Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!

Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!

Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!

by sixxon December 30, 2008

taylor grief

An exclamation of upset or calamity, though normally associated with the disbelief of a situation (slightly humourous). A little stronger than "good grief" but nowhere near as strong and a lot more humourous than "shit" or "fuck it".

For the 3rd time that morning Ricky dropped his toast & marmalade on the kitchen floor and once again it landed marmalade side down - "Taylor grief", he muttered to himself.

by sixxon December 30, 2008

muppethood

The state acheived by one who is stupid often and on a regular basis.

Person 1: That guy is such a fucking muppet!
Person 2: Yeah I know, he acheived muppethood last week.
Person 2: Prick!

Old English saying: "George W Bush acheived muppethood the day he was born"

by sixxon December 30, 2008

system addict

Brainwashed human (typically from the Western hemisphere) that believes that they cannot live without the trappings of western life. Eg: they will exhibit extremely neurotic behaviour if they are ever without their mobile-phone, television, gameboy, i-pod, fast-food, car, make-up etc.

Extra Terrestrial 1: These humans are funny creatures - they could live in perfect harmony with their planet but instead they choose to create systems and structures that become huge distractions from the truth.

ET 2: Yes, then they become addicted to that which they have created. I think that makes them system addicts just like the now extinct Grippolians.

by sixxon December 30, 2008

ratfish

A derogatory term used to call someone who is not only dim witted but ugly as well.

Person 1: You know I went out with her because I felt sorry for her being pig-ugly but I bet you didn't know that I used to do her homework as well 'cos she was so thick!

Person 2: Shit, so you mean she was a total ratfish then?

Person 1: Yeah.

by sixxon December 30, 2008

ratsinger

Common term used to describe a typical singing contestant on any reality television talent contest show, such as Pop Idol.

Dec: Hey, wot ya doin on Saturday night?

Ant: Fuck all, so I'll probably end up watching TV - that Pop Idol shit is on.

Dec: Oh yeah, I don't know how you can sit through that fucking bullshit - they're all a bunch of talentless fucks.

Ant: I know, you're right, they're all a bunch of fucking ratsingers but I like watching it anyway.

Dec: Prick!

by sixxon December 30, 2008