simon's definitions

munglies

The breasts of a male human, when they are particularly large, and therefore slightly female in appearance. See manboobs.

Darren's prominent munglies were often a source of embarrasment for him.

by Simon August 18, 2003

jiffle

An Illicit Snog

Andy Jiffled her outside the club whilst his friends looked for him inside.

A jiffle is kissing someone so no-one can see you, or in a "Sly" Manner.

You cannot jiffle someone you are going out with

by Simon February 24, 2003

El Spunko

To be well hung, handsome and a skillful hockey player.

That bloke is definately El Spunko.

by Simon April 1, 2005

totemo

Japanese for very, used by otaku's tp express the veryness of something said!

Poff: OMG!
Simon: Totemo!

by Simon April 3, 2005

Stray Dave

A stubborn turd that remains floating in the bowl after the flush.
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets

ahh gawd! Who's left a Stray Dave in trap 1?

by Simon December 5, 2003

Monkey Boy

a slang word used in the office to brand a person as a slave of another.

I got 'Monkey Boy' to tidy up that kitchen this morning...

by Simon February 21, 2003

Winnets

Small lumps of faeces from animal, especially rabbits. Also what is formed when a chug nut breaks up

Don't eat them, they are winnets, not M&Ms

by Simon April 15, 2003