simon's definitions

having kittens

Going postal, stressing out, pissed off.

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.

by Simon October 15, 2004

Schlem

When one rolls one tongue in such a way that it sprays spit much like a venomous snake

Did you see that? I just schlemmed in that kid's face!

by Simon December 17, 2003

Spunko

Name often attributed to larger than life characters famous for their sexual exploits. Often a humorous individual with an array of mum jokes at their disposal. A defining characteristic of a Spunko is "Creative Hair".

What did you get up to last night Spunko?
Spunko that is very creative hair.
Person 1: "I had a good time last night."
Spunko: "That's what your mum said."
Person 2: "Owwwww he said your mum!"

by Simon December 26, 2006

Poop De Ville

A vehicle, usually a light truck that is used to service the lavatorys on an airplane.

Gas up the Poop De Ville we got six planes at the gate needing lavatory serivce.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Ayden

A fucko.

Look at the Ayden.

by Simon June 7, 2004

SwtDrmsSi

Pathetic loser who has to resort to internet "e-pimpin" to try to get girls. Has high hopes of getting in female forum members' pants, but sadly only has his hand for comfort when the day is over.

SwtDrmsSi is still a virgin.

by simon March 16, 2004

bigdickfuck

A pathological Liar

I saw Simon in the showers at school and he was hung like a newt. bigdickfuck my ass.

by Simon April 1, 2003