simon's definitions

banarji

My beautiful Man

I love Banarji

by simon November 27, 2003

Bwop

Goofy, Doofy, Socially Inept, Incapable of socially acceptable behavior

"John Kerry's long face and hi-rise hairdo are totally bwop"

by Simon May 15, 2004

Spunko

Name often attributed to larger than life characters famous for their sexual exploits. Often a humorous individual with an array of mum jokes at their disposal. A defining characteristic of a Spunko is "Creative Hair".

What did you get up to last night Spunko?
Spunko that is very creative hair.
Person 1: "I had a good time last night."
Spunko: "That's what your mum said."
Person 2: "Owwwww he said your mum!"

by Simon December 26, 2006

SwtDrmsSi

Pathetic loser who has to resort to internet "e-pimpin" to try to get girls. Has high hopes of getting in female forum members' pants, but sadly only has his hand for comfort when the day is over.

SwtDrmsSi is still a virgin.

by simon March 16, 2004

Ayden

A fucko.

Look at the Ayden.

by Simon June 7, 2004

monket

1. A small monk and/or monkey
2. An exclamaion

1. "I'm going to see the chorus of monkets at the tiny church today"
2. "Ow, monket! I stubbed my toe"

by Simon November 14, 2004

up the coast

An upwards taking towards the coast.

Someone who likes it up the coast is probably in the same boat as bush and clay aiken.

"no anal sex" see mateo

"That ma'fuckin' sum'bitch likes it up the coast, bitch."

"Te gusta remar por la costa!"

"Mitch likes it up the coast."

by Simon February 3, 2004