Urban Dictionary: Author simo1981

1.

Some lazy bastard who always misteriously appears after the hard work has been finished, much like a blister

Mat came over to help move the bulk stack after finishing guitar hero for the 4th time today
Wat a filthy ranga blister

by simo1981 April 20, 2008

2.

When you dumped the girl/guy you are not officially in a relationship with, just fucking

Sarah: so are you going over tammys house tonight?

Grant: Nah i de-shagged that hoe, found a better bitch to plough

by simo1981 April 28, 2011

3.

When yo bustin 4 a shit so bad that the log is popping in and out of ur anus, often leaving brown dabs on your underwear

I knew i shoulda had a shit before going to the movies i was turtlenecking for 2 hours and couldnt concentrate!

by simo1981 April 19, 2008

4.

An uncircumcized dick

Brad: bro your mama loves my skivvy, coz ur dad has a helmet
Mat: yeh but she said the dick cheese trapped in there was nasty

by simo1981 April 18, 2008

4 definitions by simo1981