19 definitions by silentthread

Bob: Jane how was your trip to the gynecologist?

Jane: It was alright, he did a daddy nikolai and took some blood samples. Other than that, everything else is okay.
by silentthread June 13, 2010
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AKA, the Spanish Hitler. Murdered many families, including children in order to push his politicals views on others. Many mis-informed college students don't read about this, and decide to wear his T-Shirts.
That Che Guevara is a real son-of-a-bitch. He killed my grandparents.
by silentthread August 8, 2009
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AKA, A platana.

A woman that has facial features similar to Mindy Cohn, AKA Natalie Green on the 80's show Facts of Life. Bananas tend to be smushy as so do their faces. Plus, they look like they ate an entire tree of bananas.
Hey Bob, you need to check out my new neighbor. She looks like a banana woman. I'll still do her though.
by silentthread April 8, 2009
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When a dog bites a male human on the penis. Sometimes, even ripping it off with it's teeth. It does not necessarily need to be a Chinese dog. It is called a Chinese Dog Bite, because several Kung Fu movies from the 1970's had these kinds of scenes. Some folks of S&M fantasize about being tortured like this. Primarily because even though the dog is biting your penis off, they are excited about the fact that something is coming in contact with it. It is considered to be stimulating.
The other day, I was thinking about getting a Chinese Dog Bite, and I quickly got a hard on.
by silentthread December 5, 2008
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When you and a group of individuals walk the streets at night looking for smokers. Then you just beat them and call them pussies for smoking cigarettes.
The other day when I was exiting work, I was attacked by the cigarette smell of some coworkers. Man, I felt like smoker bashing right then and there.
by silentthread July 11, 2008
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