A monstrous being with an obsession for flags and things that go "boom!" Anything that startles him is at high risk for a swift donkey punch, awakening only to find themselves trapped in a box en route to Abudabi.
(Can be seen on weekends playing hide-and-seek with Sasquatch and the LockNess Monster)
Sasquatch: "Where is that damn sicarius?"
"Ow, my head!"
"At least that damn sicarius was nice enough to knock me out first."