19 definitions by shtoink

telekinesis

there really is no spoon

the creepy bald kid in the Matrix had telekinesis

by shtoink November 6, 2006

vertical labret

a peircing that goes through a lip. makes kissing pretty nice ;)

i kissed a girl with a vertical labret and it was nicer than kissing a girl without one...

by shtoink April 30, 2007

jackalope

a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado

sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!

friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on

by shtoink September 27, 2006

pregnant

what happens before an abortion

julie got pregnant, then got an abortion

by shtoink September 27, 2007

kull

a) a conquorer

b) Kevin Sorbo

Kevin Sorbo played Kull in Kull the Conquorer

by shtoink November 16, 2006

pubes

according to sara silverman they are something gay couples braid

"will you braid my pubes forever?"
"of course i will!"

by shtoink September 10, 2007

fucking night elf

a denizen of World of Warcraft who preys upon flagged Horde players. normally they sit shadow melded waiting for hours upon hours. they tend to corpse camp. they tend to use the most noobish attacks while shadow melded, such as stuns, mind control, or aimed shot.

Noob elf: OHO! stupid n00bzor comes too close to "lord of all"

horde player: THAT FUCKING NIGHT ELF MIND CONTROLLEDM OFF THE CLIFF!!!!!

noob elf: bur

by shtoink September 27, 2006