the nintendo revolution is now called the Wii.
do you really want to call the cops? or should i get naked and start the (nintendo) revolution
one of the better types of sex
my girlfriend pissed me off and we got into a fight. but the angry makeup sex was fantastic!
a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado
sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!
friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on
terrible things to waste.
a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
even though many mimes are terribly hard to fight the temptation to waste...
something you put on your feet... most of the time made from leather, some have steel toes. the tend to go past your ankle, and are usually more durable than regular shoes. old dirty ones are sometiems refered to as shit kickers.
cowboy boots are gay! like cowboys
the rule that is implimented when the 3 and 5 sec rule are unobtainable... or if you work in a restaurant and just dont care.
*drops cheeseburger at McDonalds*
PICK THAT UP BEFORE WE HAVE TO GO TO THE 10 SECOND RULE!
a peircing that goes through a lip. makes kissing pretty nice ;)
i kissed a girl with a vertical labret and it was nicer than kissing a girl without one...
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