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3 definitions by shrapnel

 
1.
hymen; virginity

as in pop the cherry
i popped my gf's cherry during prom night
by shrapnel August 09, 2003
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2.
The account of the person who holds the most experience points on Newgrounds. He's a stupid son of a fucking bitch.
Aww man, I'll never get number one unless humantarget52 misses 4 days of posting experience.
by Shrapnel February 24, 2005
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3.
A catastrophic and vile risk one runs when engaging in anal sex with an inexperienced pair of cheeks. Whether urban legend or unfortunate reality, the scene is set when (for the purposes of illustration we shall assume a man and a woman) a dude finally gets his payoff after months of coaxing his girlfriend into letting him ride the hershey highway. He does everything right - the candles, the Barry White, plenty of lube and love... little does he know that individuals unused to getting shot from behind or suffering loose bowels may (... you see where this is going ...) explosively evacuate. One punch is thrown. The dude then looks down at the genital arena, is overcome with a wave of nausea and repulsion, and proceeds to hurl all over his lover's back. Punch two! Cleanup is rarely a simple matter. Maintaining the relationship, even less so.
"Dude, I heard he got treated to the one-two punch last night!"

"Harsh... keep him away."
by Shrapnel December 13, 2004
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