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Short for the term "yeah", which is a common informal way of saying "yes". Also used a lot in texting.
MC - Minecraft

"Just heading out to the shop, do you want anything?" Ashley asked her roommate, Jan.
"Nah, I'm good thanks" he answered, playing a game called Bubble Shooter on his phone. Ashley headed out the door, towards the local corner shop just down the road.
Jan's phone pinged, with a message from his mate Alan. "Yo, you up for some MC?" He taps the notification, and pauses before writing a quick response. "Yh, hopping on now" Jan chooses to write, then calls Alan and loads up MC.
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A buff version of the lovable orange cat Garfield, that is known to many, including me, as the strong creator of our universe. Also has a 10-inch shlong.
Joanna was minding her own business, walking through the halls of a large university. She was heading to her dorm, passing her fellow students. On her way to her dorm, a fellow friend of Joanna's was walking the opposite way to her, and decided to stop her for a quick little chat.
"Oh, Joanna, I'm glad I ran into you!" He said to Joanna, happy to see her.
"Oh, hey! What is it you need?"
"I just wanted to show you something that will make you... lose yourself..." He pulled out his phone and entered his pin. Confused and worried, Joanna waddles over to his phone to see what he wanted to show her.
He tapped onto the Photos app, and told Joanna to close her eyes. Confused, she nodded and proceeded to cover her eyes with her hands.
A minute later, Joanna was told to uncover her eyes, and her eyes widened at the sight on the phone. It was a picture of a buff version of the lovable character Garfield, wearing nothing but red speedos doing their very best to cover up the majestic ginger rod that Garfield was packing.
"May I interest you in... Buff Garfield?"
After hearing what he said and looking at the picture, a warm liquid could be felt trying to gust its way towards Joanna's womanhood. "I- I- gotta go!" Panicked, she ran to the nearest bathroom. She slammed the cubical door shut, and pulled down her skirt to stare at the liquid that came out of her. "Ahhh! H-how did I manage to cum just by looking at a picture of Buff Garfield? That has to be impossible!"
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The posh English version of "lol", that stands for "one spontaneously produces laughter"
The Right Hon. Sir Fredrick Fitzgerald XXV: "I say, I was speaking to one of my peasants earlier and he said the most humerous trifle, by jove, he said he only had one house!"
The Right Hon. Sir Bartholomew Dinglenut LXIX : "Oh jolly good show old chap, ospl indeed, bravo!"
The Right Hon. Sir Garfolomew Buffarticus Dinglenut LXIX: "Indeed, I am positively and verily ospl-ing out of the mere thought of this most bizarre and titilating occurance!"
*chorles in British imperalism*
*sips tea*
by short_story_examples June 20, 2023
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Something and/or someone that can be used to enhance a person's masturbating experience. Common wank materials include vibrators and pornography.
The manager of the company led the two individuals, Joanna and Fredrick, to an interesting grey-walled room, filled with some sort of assorted materials, all different colours stacked neatly on different shelves. A television screen placed right at the back centre of it all, playing what seemed to be animated Not-Safe-For-Work (NSFW) content (see "hentai").
"What.. is all this stuff?" Joanna asked, gazing at the colour-assorted items in the room.
The manager put his fists on his hips, looked at the material and proudly exclaims, "These.. are just some examples of our range of wank material! We've got vibrators, lube, copies of famous pornography, you name it! Use it for any sexual desire you both may have~" He lowers his hands and looks at both Joanna and Fredrick with a smirk. "That is, if you both are in a relationship ready to take things further." The manager winks, leaving the two in a state of confusion and embarrassment.
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A person who is brilliant in any of the following fields of study: English, History, Literature, anything that involves a lot of English written work.
Alexandra was always into her English literature work, many would call her an English hoe for her passion and knowledge in literature. She started planning and developing a book idea that she's had for quite some time, having her girlfriend right beside, supporting her along the way.
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