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1 definition by shmeegan

 
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When you take a shit, and the turd is so long that it goes down the hole, through the water, and rests outside the water on dry porcelin.
-I'm 'bout to go beach this turd right now.

-I just beached one.

-I've been beaching shits all day.
by shmeegan July 21, 2008