14 definitions by shit brick

gagging Willy Nelson

Female masturbation using the fingers only; the pubic hair, of course, represents Willy's beard, and the vagina, Willy's mouth.

I caught my mother gagging Willy Nelson in her room last weekend.

by shit brick July 3, 2003

eat a box of shit

An expletive phrase to be used as an alternative to the more crass "Fuck you" or "Go fuck yourself"; also a more creative alternative to "eat shit", though not as damning as "eat shit and die".

I invited that prick who enjoys listening to Wayne Newton records to eat a box of shit.

by shit brick August 19, 2004

dicksticamus

Semen

I have dicksticamus all over my hands after I jerk off.

by shit brick July 3, 2003

bone smoker

One who plays for the other team, i.e. a homosexual; esp. one who enjoys the pleasure of male-on-male oral satisfaction

Do you think that man in leather kissing the man in the chaps is a bonesmoker?

by shit brick July 3, 2003

jizz mopper

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

by shit brick July 3, 2003

fuckpiece

A woman whose sole purpose in life is to be a repository for the sperm of any available man.

That bitch is nothing but a fuckpiece,

by shit brick July 3, 2003

shitpipe

The lower intestinal tract, including the rectum and anus, through which all fecal matter egresses on its way into its final destination, be that the toilet, the floor, or in the least desired result, one's undergarments.

As a rule, my girlfriend does not like to take it in the shitpipe, but I'm still working on her ...

by shit brick June 6, 2007