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montezuma's mustache

The diahhrea version of a dirty sanchez. Having someone with loose bowels create a thin line above the upper lip.

Theresa is certainly kinky, she enjoys getting a Montezuma's mustache every time her partner gets the trots.

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The act of beating off after catching a predator on national tv, then returning home to satisfy yourself while watching the playback.

I practice hansonbation every Wednesday night after tuning in to see sexual predators caught on television.

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