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( Noun )
Used to describe a teacher who does whatever he/she wants, knowing you can't do anything to stop her/him.
I'm tired of Mrs.Felps acting like a Legal Dictator. Reason why I brought this knife to school.
by shinzo November 10, 2009
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The sexual act of taking Vanilla Bean ice cream and shoving it up your partners anus to use as lubricant.
Sammy's penis was cold as ice after he had a Cream Churner with Sarah.
by shinzo November 10, 2009
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Noun said when describing a student who treats school activities during Gym ( Like soccer, dodge-ball, ect... ) so serious that they must throw a tantrum when something little goes wrong.
That sporten is good but I'm tired of him yelling like he masturbated with Icy/Hot.
by shinzo November 10, 2009
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Describes the act of a person obtaining a candy or large amount of candy and keeping the candy to themselves.
They save it for vasts amounts of time yet never eat it.
Can be mostly found during Halloween.

Takes the idea of Jews being greedy with money, keeping it to themselves, and then saving it.
Alyssa got a large amount of candy on Halloween and is keeping it to herself. It has been eight months and that bitch still hasn't coughed up a gum-drop. Whore.

I gave her my Halloween stash and she totally turned it into Jewed Candy.
by shinzo November 11, 2009
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A commercial that can be seen on TV on almost any channel.
Mac commercials always consist of these three elements:
1. Bashing the PC.
2. Talks about what the PC has.
3. Lists NOTHING that is fact about the Mac.

In reality, Mac commercials work on trying to make people think they are better then a PC computer by showing all the Mac faults. Some say Mac tells some things about itself but there is no commercial in existence that says anything about Mac besides it being shiny.
While the PC commercials talk about its newest theme and talks about itself, Mac focuses on acting like a dick and smearing the name of Bill Gates.
Macs are well known for only focusing on bashing PCs.
I'm tired of seeing these non-informal Mac commercials.
All they do is pull a John McCain move on PCs.
by shinzo November 11, 2009
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Noun used for anyone who uses any famous line from the movie "Pulp Fiction".
Jimmy was acting like a pulper today.
He asked me what a Cosby Sweater was.
After I stuttered and couldn't understand what it was, he said,
" English Mutha Fucka, do you speak it??!!?!?! "
by shinzo November 10, 2009
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The act of asking a question in the most retarded way that it does not make sense. Most of them consist of VERY poor grammar, hypocrisy, turning the question into a statement, poor intelligence, and anything else that can be Face Palmed.
These are usually found online and can be found on Twitter, Yahoo Answers, or any other site allowing the public to ask questions.
The term was made by a "Fearless" user on yahoo answers that asked a question with so many faults that I suspect it was satire. But it wasn't.

Most can be extremely laughable considering it is ironic.
Example is listed below.
Example - Fearless Cheerleader:Cheerleaders Y du u think their stupid?

ok so i am a cheerleader an i am smart but all you think cheerleader r stupid and only think of thier selfs. R u jelouse becuz we get all the boys and u dont. is it bcuz we get the attention. is it bcuz u tried out and didnt make it. i like soccer but im not good at it. ok so you r 1 of those retards who think were stupid but SHUT UP maybe it is bcuz we dress better at abercrombie areopostal hollister and are preppy..................if you play chess you are such a loser thinking this sport is dumb.

good posrts

-cheerleading

-socer

-volleyball

-tumbling

-footbal

BORING sports

-chess

-and all that other geeky stuff.

" Wow, I can't believe we got Fearless Cheerleadered AGAIN!!! "
by shinzo November 10, 2009
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