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Mac commercial

A commercial that can be seen on TV on almost any channel.
Mac commercials always consist of these three elements:
1. Bashing the PC.
2. Talks about what the PC has.
3. Lists NOTHING that is fact about the Mac.

In reality, Mac commercials work on trying to make people think they are better then a PC computer by showing all the Mac faults. Some say Mac tells some things about itself but there is no commercial in existence that says anything about Mac besides it being shiny.
While the PC commercials talk about its newest theme and talks about itself, Mac focuses on acting like a dick and smearing the name of Bill Gates.
Macs are well known for only focusing on bashing PCs.
I'm tired of seeing these non-informal Mac commercials.
All they do is pull a John McCain move on PCs.
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
mugGet the Mac commercialmug.

Educated Stance

The act of using any kind of drugs ( Mostly Marijuana, acid, or any other kind of mind fucker. ) and then going to school.
Most are Middle School, High school, and College experience this.
" Dude, after my Educated Stance, I couldn't even write that day. "
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
mugGet the Educated Stancemug.

durnce

( Noun )
Person or people who are wannabe gangsters that hang out in Taco Bell parking lots and don't order anything. Most of the times, such people will play loud rap music.

( Verb )
When someone and/or his group of friends hang out in a Taco Bell parking lot, without ordering anything, and blasting music as loud as their crappy vehicle can handle.
( Noun )
" Dude, I'm fucking tired of going to Taco Bell to get a Baha Blast drink and finding a durnce there.

( Verb )
Me and my buddy went to Taco Bell to durnce.
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
mugGet the durncemug.

common truce

The act of forming a pact, truce, and breaking such pact later on for personal gain.
Hitler made a common truce with Russia.
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
mugGet the common trucemug.

Pulper

Noun used for anyone who uses any famous line from the movie "Pulp Fiction".
Jimmy was acting like a pulper today.
He asked me what a Cosby Sweater was.
After I stuttered and couldn't understand what it was, he said,
" English Mutha Fucka, do you speak it??!!?!?! "
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
mugGet the Pulpermug.

Legal Dictator

( Noun )
Used to describe a teacher who does whatever he/she wants, knowing you can't do anything to stop her/him.
I'm tired of Mrs.Felps acting like a Legal Dictator. Reason why I brought this knife to school.
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
mugGet the Legal Dictatormug.

Cream Churner

The sexual act of taking Vanilla Bean ice cream and shoving it up your partners anus to use as lubricant.
Sammy's penis was cold as ice after he had a Cream Churner with Sarah.
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
mugGet the Cream Churnermug.

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