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Mac commercial

A commercial that can be seen on TV on almost any channel.
Mac commercials always consist of these three elements:
1. Bashing the PC.
2. Talks about what the PC has.
3. Lists NOTHING that is fact about the Mac.

In reality, Mac commercials work on trying to make people think they are better then a PC computer by showing all the Mac faults. Some say Mac tells some things about itself but there is no commercial in existence that says anything about Mac besides it being shiny.
While the PC commercials talk about its newest theme and talks about itself, Mac focuses on acting like a dick and smearing the name of Bill Gates.
Macs are well known for only focusing on bashing PCs.
I'm tired of seeing these non-informal Mac commercials.
All they do is pull a John McCain move on PCs.
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
mugGet the Mac commercialmug.

Cream Churner

The sexual act of taking Vanilla Bean ice cream and shoving it up your partners anus to use as lubricant.
Sammy's penis was cold as ice after he had a Cream Churner with Sarah.
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
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Brown Pounder

Noun used to describe any region, area, place, or building with up to five or more gay males with dark colored skin.
While driving down the street, I saw many black people walking into a Brown Pounder.
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
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z-tard

Retarded person on the internet who spams you with the entire alphabet, either correct or not, ending it with Z.
It can also refer to people who mis-spell almost every word or every other word and add or replace a letter with Z for no apparent reason. Most of these people can be found on common sites like Myspace, Gaiaonline, Youtube, or any other large site that can show local text by the public.
Most are doing it just to annoy you.
Others are just that stupid.
Today, I was going on Myspace to check my messages when I found the most ridiculous Z-tard that I almost commited genocide.
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
mugGet the z-tardmug.

Pulper

Noun used for anyone who uses any famous line from the movie "Pulp Fiction".
Jimmy was acting like a pulper today.
He asked me what a Cosby Sweater was.
After I stuttered and couldn't understand what it was, he said,
" English Mutha Fucka, do you speak it??!!?!?! "
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
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Legal Dictator

( Noun )
Used to describe a teacher who does whatever he/she wants, knowing you can't do anything to stop her/him.
I'm tired of Mrs.Felps acting like a Legal Dictator. Reason why I brought this knife to school.
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
mugGet the Legal Dictatormug.

Educated Stance

The act of using any kind of drugs ( Mostly Marijuana, acid, or any other kind of mind fucker. ) and then going to school.
Most are Middle School, High school, and College experience this.
" Dude, after my Educated Stance, I couldn't even write that day. "
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
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