Failed politician - the present Chancellor of the Exchequer and keen supporter of Raith Rovers. Gordon Brown is commonly known in political circles as Gordonzola due to his pungent BO and bromidrosis (smelly feet) see also:mingin. Has ambitions to be PM but will never make it on account of his lack of charm, scheming nature and powerful smell. Also regarded as head of the Scottish Diaspora in Westminster and thus regarded as vulnerable with the rise in English Nationalism.
Whatever you do, keep well away from gordonzola at Granita.