3 definitions by shekelmaster
by shekelmaster May 31, 2021
Viy (pronounced Veey) is a Slavic mythical creature that is supposed to live in the western part of Ukraine, a gnome with an iron face and very fucking long eyelids. It can kill you just by looking at you, but because of his elongated eyelids, demons have to open them for him. After killing you, Viy will take your a̶s̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶h̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶ take your soul.
Oy kurva, tut Viy zhive! Tikayte shvydshe, vin vas vbye! AY BLYAT, VIN OLESYA VBYV!
(typical western ukrainians after seeing Viy)
(typical western ukrainians after seeing Viy)
by shekelmaster May 20, 2020
A shock-site. I genuinely do not recommend going there (and even typing in that name), as the pictures there would be extremely painful to watch (watching a dog get skinned alive isn't a very good thing to see). PLEASE DO NOT VISIT THIS WEBSITE.
Ivan: Hey, Ostap, I know a very cool website! It's called kekma.ga! Visit it!
Ostap: Okay, I'll do it, then.
(a day later)
Ostap: What in the flying crusty kentucky-fried fuck did I watch? Please, make me unsee that shit!
Ostap: Okay, I'll do it, then.
(a day later)
Ostap: What in the flying crusty kentucky-fried fuck did I watch? Please, make me unsee that shit!
by shekelmaster July 18, 2020