shawn b.'s definitions

doing the fat

A dance inspired by Majin Boo on DBZ Ultimate Battle 22: you just stand there and rock side to side, moving your legs slightly. This dance is best done if you're fat, hence the name.

Buu likes to do the fat all day long with his teddy bear and rubber ducky.

by Shawn B. May 15, 2003

baby cannon

A girl who is always making/having babies every time you look up.

R- Did you hear? ShanDeeka's pregnant again and she doesn't know who the daddy is.
S- What a baby cannon! Didn't she just have a baby about three months ago?
R- Yep, this one will be her sixth...and she's what, only 19? What a skeez; she's obviously never heard of birth control before.
S- Amen to that...

by Shawn B. July 24, 2003

rollin on dubs

To be fat or chunky

LaWiesha is so fat, she's rolling on dubs. She's been like that since she had her last baby, though....

by Shawn B. July 24, 2003

lardbutt

A very fat person with a big, jiggly butt.

-I don't wanna leave my food out.
-Why?
-Because lardbutt over there might eat it.

by Shawn B. March 28, 2003

Hater

A person that is not happy for someone else's success.
Alternative pronunciation: h8t-er

Stop being a hater just because Shawn has a good job, a sexy husband and a slammin' ride...while you're still in the ghetto with the 12 kids you had by 12 different men.

by Shawn B. March 29, 2003

frag

To be out of luck, screwed.

If I fail this test, I'm fragged.

by Shawn B. March 31, 2003

ashanti

Possessor of freakishly large sideburns and the annoying catch phrase, 'ooh, baby, baby...'. She has no true talent; she just sings the hooks on every song made by Ja Rule or the person whose arm she's currently latched onto in the music business.

Hark! I am Ashanti, spouter of crappy hooks, bearer of huge sideburns, possessor of no talent whatsoever! Kneel before me and buy Murder Pink's latest travesties against music...

by Shawn B. June 18, 2003