shawn b.'s definitions

Meat and Potatoes

Tasty food, unlike the crap they serve in high school cafeterias eveywhere.

Fat Tub Of Goo- Gimme some meat and potatoes

by Shawn B. April 2, 2003

has-been

One who used to be famous/popular, but isn't anymore. Used to descride singers, dancers, supermodels, etc.

Most Hollywood has-beens are often seen on late-night TV, hawking cheap products that break 0.000000000000000000005 seconds after you get them.

by Shawn B. May 22, 2003

glop

Cafeteria food, especially that found in high schools whose districts are dirt poor. *Sneeze *TTHS*Sneeze*

Don't eat food that goes glop, even if it resembles pizza or beef stew..

by Shawn B. May 27, 2003

idiotspeak

A sorry excuse for speech cultivated by teenagers, haxors, and rap/hip-hop artists. Also known as Ebonics or Modern Slang.

Idiotspeak consists of disgusting phrases/words such as:
hizzle
ur
shorty
bizatch
holidae inn
right thurr (?)
nizzle
anything with -izzle on the end
dimebag
gimme what you got for a porkchop
any of Jay-Z's or Ja Rule's recent travesties against music
whoady
finna
fin to
we be
I is
you is

by Shawn B. November 28, 2003

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.

Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Vash The Stampede

Donut-eating crybaby pacifist from Trigun.... gotta love him!

I just want to hug him and squeeze and kiss him and snuggle him.... ack, Shawn getta hold of yourself!

by Shawn B. August 17, 2003

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Phrase shouted when all does NOT go as planned, or when the subject is feeling extreme dismay.

A- Oh,crap! the computer's dead! And I forgot to save my term paper...the one that's due in six hours! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

B- RatchetBoo: Uhhhhhh...Shawn, I've got bad news. Remember that school that's been begging you to go there? They put this in your bed...
*gives me the head of a saluki dog*

Me-NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007