shawn b.'s definitions

wannabe patriotism

A movement that began the day after 9/11: Thousands of people who normally could care less about America suddenly decided to post flags and the words 'God Bless America' on every inch of their property. This led to the sickening influx of flags on houses, cars, beach towels, trailers, etc., as well as the moronic attempt to rid our culture of everything that originally came from some other place.

Thankfully, wannabe patriotism isn't as rampant as it was a year ago, but it's still out there...

by Shawn B. June 7, 2003

liquid rope

What you get when you cook Ramen Noodles for too long; said of the texture and appearance.

Ack! That's not dinner; it's liquid rope! (Quit giggling, Tim, I didn't mean *that* liquid rope XD)

by Shawn B. October 13, 2003

hamtaro

Anime show most beloved by soccer moms and little kids.

My three-year old cousin likes to watch hamtaro.

by Shawn B. April 4, 2003

The UrbanParadox

Basically, The UrbanParadox states that most sex/violence/racism/ related defintions get higher votes than those that are informative/jokes/non-controversial.

none needed

by Shawn B. October 20, 2003

Gumjob

A repair done with nothing but a wad of chewing gum or bubble gum

A- Oh, no! I broke my mother's priceless Ming Vase! She's gonna kill me!
B- *spits out a big blob of Trident* Make way, for I must perform a gumjob.
*Fixes vase while A watches, dumbfounded*
A- Wow, that was awesome! She'll never be able to tell I broke it! Thanks!
B-Don't thank me, thank the gumjob...

by Shawn B. August 1, 2003

The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet

When you try to pet a Blue (or any other type) Parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. First, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. This act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)

Frenchie performs The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet every night for free.

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Phrase shouted when all does NOT go as planned, or when the subject is feeling extreme dismay.

A- Oh,crap! the computer's dead! And I forgot to save my term paper...the one that's due in six hours! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

B- RatchetBoo: Uhhhhhh...Shawn, I've got bad news. Remember that school that's been begging you to go there? They put this in your bed...
*gives me the head of a saluki dog*

Me-NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007