shawn b.'s definitions

Babidi

Little cockroach-like bad guy on Dragon Ball Z.

The new boy in my gym class looks like Babidi.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

The Cadillac of all sandwiches

See Philly cheese-steak

-I'll take a Philly cheese-steak, please.
-Ah, yes....the Cadillac of all sandwiches. That'll be $5.38

by Shawn B. June 17, 2003

Crank Yankers

A puppet show based on real life crank calls. It comes on Tuesday nights at 9:00 CST on Comedy Central.

My next door nieghbor taped every episode of Crank Yankers, even the one where the little girl says, 'Do you have 8 pound balls?'

by Shawn B. April 26, 2003

ashanti

Possessor of freakishly large sideburns and the annoying catch phrase, 'ooh, baby, baby...'. She has no true talent; she just sings the hooks on every song made by Ja Rule or the person whose arm she's currently latched onto in the music business.

Hark! I am Ashanti, spouter of crappy hooks, bearer of huge sideburns, possessor of no talent whatsoever! Kneel before me and buy Murder Pink's latest travesties against music...

by Shawn B. June 18, 2003

lardbutt

A very fat person with a big, jiggly butt.

-I don't wanna leave my food out.
-Why?
-Because lardbutt over there might eat it.

by Shawn B. March 28, 2003

Hater

A person that is not happy for someone else's success.
Alternative pronunciation: h8t-er

Stop being a hater just because Shawn has a good job, a sexy husband and a slammin' ride...while you're still in the ghetto with the 12 kids you had by 12 different men.

by Shawn B. March 29, 2003

Mongolian Chicken

A food so delicious it almost makes you scream for joy. It's a kind of chinese food!

I love Mongolian Chicken; it takes me to my happy place!

by Shawn B. May 15, 2003