shawn b.'s definitions

idiotspeak

A sorry excuse for speech cultivated by teenagers, haxors, and rap/hip-hop artists. Also known as Ebonics or Modern Slang.

Idiotspeak consists of disgusting phrases/words such as:
hizzle
ur
shorty
bizatch
holidae inn
right thurr (?)
nizzle
anything with -izzle on the end
dimebag
gimme what you got for a porkchop
any of Jay-Z's or Ja Rule's recent travesties against music
whoady
finna
fin to
we be
I is
you is

by Shawn B. November 28, 2003

Moon Stone

An object from the Pokemon games that helps certain Pokemon evolve.

Nidorino + Moon Stone= Nidoking
Clefairy + Moon Stone= Clefable
Jigglypuff + Moon Stone= Wigglytuff

by Shawn B. October 19, 2003

splatter

When something spreads out across whatever it lands on. Usually done by soft, mushy substances as opposed to solids.

The rotten tomato splattered when it hit the window.

by Shawn B. June 19, 2003

censorship

Something soccer moms see as shikkerific, but it's a pain in the pompis.

Soccer Mom- Eminem's music is too vulgar. Thank goodness we have censorship!
Shawn B.- You sadistic old hag! *shoots her with Uzi* Who else wants some?! *others back off*

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

monatomic

Phrase used to describe an element whose atoms are not connected to each other in its pure (unreacted) state.

Helium, Xenon, Sodium...take your pick

by Shawn B. September 29, 2003

Super Buu

The tall, smart, and extremely evil version of Majin Buu. He is Majin Buu's evil side and ends up killing his flabby, stupid counterpart later on in the Buu Saga. Can also be called Crackmonkey Buu or Stoner Buu because of his resemblance to the crackheads often found on the rough side of town.

Super Buu > Majin Buu

by Shawn B. May 18, 2003

circumflex

See definition for ^.

by Shawn B. November 2, 2003