shawn b.'s definitions

leg-humper

Someone who is always hugging somebody or sitting on their lap, especially if they are petty, anal-retentive, and a control freak. See Ellen; usually a spoiled brat.

This girl in my French class is a leg-humper.

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

the greatest being in the world

Everyone should know this one, regardless of their religion.....

The greatest being in the world lives in churches, temples, mosques, cathedrals, anywhere you can imagine...

by Shawn B. May 7, 2003

^

Very useful signal that is typed when one pushes Shift and 6. It has many uses, some of which include:
1- An eye for the following emoticons: ^_^ and ^*^

2- A caret (symbol denoting that something is to be inserted somewhere)

3- Upwards arrow

4- Showing exponents (7^.5597)

5. Goes over random letters (usually vowels) in the French, German, and Hungarian languages (aka the circumflex)

by Shawn B. October 20, 2003

Normal-type Pokemon

Pokemon that have no specific strengths/advantages over other types and are weak against Fighting and Ghost Pokemon.

Meowth
Pidgey
Snubble
Hoothoot
Jigglypuff

by Shawn B. October 23, 2003

censorship

Something soccer moms see as shikkerific, but it's a pain in the pompis.

Soccer Mom- Eminem's music is too vulgar. Thank goodness we have censorship!
Shawn B.- You sadistic old hag! *shoots her with Uzi* Who else wants some?! *others back off*

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

splatter

When something spreads out across whatever it lands on. Usually done by soft, mushy substances as opposed to solids.

The rotten tomato splattered when it hit the window.

by Shawn B. June 19, 2003

The Parrot of R&B

See ashanti

Ja Rule and The Parrot of R&B make a good couple because both of them make lame music....if you can call the latter's trite BS 'music'!

by Shawn B. August 9, 2003