shawn b.'s definitions

Zenigata

The old detective who is infatuated with trying to catch Lupin on the anime.

Zenigata > TTHS Security Guard

by Shawn B. June 6, 2003

loos and death

What happens when you do the following all in one day:
1. Kick the Sandman in his stuff.
2. Tell a soccer momher baby is ugly.
3. Find the fattest, meanest police officer and call him a donut-scarfing pig.
4. Drink some hydrofluoric acid and eat some urinal cakes afterwards.
5. Shove a guinea pig, a boa constrictor, and a Shellder up your butt.
6. Floss your teeth with Richard Simmon's thong.
7. Superglue yourself to a giant rhinoceros who is running directly towards a tar pit.
Don't worry; loos and death only happens if you do all this in the order listed...even though if you do 4 and 7, you'll still die anyway.

Lil Kurt has loos and death.

by Shawn B. May 9, 2003

Beyonce

OK singer who gets shoved down the throats of those watching BET or MTV every day.

I'm sick of her, personally.
Cripes, woman! Let some other singer get a chance already!

by Shawn B. October 16, 2003

sell-out

One who absconds their heart and soul just to get cold hard cash, only to end up lower and even more poor than before when they blow it all on useless stuff and hookers.

Tyson...the fool blew about $2 million on pet tigers when he could have paid for someone's college education.

by Shawn B. August 17, 2003

fish

Food that should not be eaten before or after you eat ice cream. If you do, you will get Violent Explosive Diarrhea.

Fish and ice cream just don't mix!

by Shawn B. May 19, 2003

I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap!

An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both a pain in the butt and who can't cook. The best time to say this is when the poor sap asks you if you liked the food or not.

Stupid- Yo Shawn did you like the Upside Down Turkey surprise whit Oven-roasted Weenie Chunks?

Me- I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! *Throws food in their face*

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

dumber than a sack of dirty underwear

Can be said about someone seriously lacking brain activity.

Me- You'll never believe what Lil Kurt did today!
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007