noun: 1. people
stationed at the exit of a store
to check you merchandise and receipt, to ensure that
you have not shoplifted
the plain-clothed security personnel, ubiquitous cameras and hidden tag scanners did not detect
employed by a store
to treat you like a criminal, immediately after you just spent
money in that store
Note: the greetard is sometimes tasked with double duty, as a frisker (see greetard),
Friskers are most usually found
in Wal-Mart, Best Buy and Costco, although they
are by no means limited to these establishments.
Friskers will almost always lie about the reason, when asked
are checking your bag (ironic, since they
are there to ensure honesty from
the customer, but these store
representatives are not bound by any code of honesty themselves).
"Phillip, let's go to Circuit City instead. The price is the same, and we won't be treated like criminals
by the friskers when we leave the store."