shane's definitions

cront

a term used for someone who is up them selves, rude, self centred and a bitch. It can be applied to anyone you really dont like.

Amy: Shane you are a cront!

by Shane April 5, 2005

green day

A nu rock/punk group that serves up nothing more than the same old bubble-gum pop crap. Like most anything else "nu", they're just terrible.

Growing up in California, they also have a tremendous amount of white guilt. Their politics are at the grade school level and they couldn't tell you what they "stand for" if they wanted to or had to.

They really suck... truly.

by Shane April 9, 2005

Chenis

Chinese Penis

"That Asian man had a very small Chenis"

by Shane November 21, 2003

rusty trombone

To be rimmed while simultaneously recieving a handjob.


(It has NOTHING to do with "mud butt". whomever posted that definition is completely wrong and a moron. That is known as "scat". The anus is clean while getting rimmed.)

"She tongued my asshole while giving me the best handjob I've ever had in my life!"

by Shane March 11, 2005

nessie

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.

After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.

by shane November 30, 2004

yais

"yais" can't be defined conventionally. one would be less successful at defining "yais" than he/she would be at defining the contemporary english language's utility infielder, "like". "yais" is a state of mind. "yais" is understanding and misunderstanding, as well as all points described on the subsequent continuum.

you are lovely, yais; gay, yais; yais? yais; is two plus two, four? yais; (if i had the character spaces to continue, i probably wouldn't. yais.)

by shane April 4, 2005

cumdumplin

A fat or overweight ho. Someone who has too much sex and is fat. One who resembles a dumpling.

Jason's mistress is so fat she's a cumdumplin. She's also screwin Joe and me too.

by Shane January 12, 2004