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3 definitions by seven87

 
1.
A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion

For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.

Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"
"We all laughed hysterically as the soccer team gave Sheldon a Russian concussion after he passed out in the library"
by Seven87 January 15, 2006
 
2.
The act of wacking/slapping/kicking/punching/head butting/kneeing or throwing something at someones nuts.
-You know the guy who took my cheese at lunch?
-I hid behind his car with a crowbar and sacked the mutherfucker
by seven87 May 16, 2005
 
3.
The sweet sound of good cockslap. You can only achieve this sound if you get a good whipping motion out of your member and make good contact with the cheek of your victim.
<<Some where deep in a Turkish prision>>

*Waapack!* "You've been cockslapped boy!"
by seven87 May 18, 2005