6 definitions by segorese
A disorder related to the instances where elederly people leave items in one place and quickly forget where that place is located,
I wanted to trust grandma with carrying the box with our family´fine china into our new home. But I know full well that her Leavesies would be too concerning; we had so much to move and looking for it when needed would be so stressful for me.
by segorese September 4, 2023
A physical disorder having to do with the aging in which more implements handled are dropped. The condition is aggravated by advanced age to a point where loved ones of elderly people do not hand anything of value their elderly charges.
There was no way I was going to give all the small, green tent stakes to granpa on our annual family camping trips because we have to pass through an area with very tall bushes there. Granpa just has too advanced a case of the Dropsies to chance it.
by segorese September 4, 2023
A type of condition brought about by the forgetfulness associated with aging, No known cure is available for ElderBrain.
I was all set to take out the trash as the trash bin was getting full. But then, another thought caught my attention and I didn´t see how the trash was overflowing. This came about becuase of my damned ElderBrain!
by segorese August 31, 2023
Cannabis that is used primarily for inducing a better sleep for its user. It is almost always found in edible form so as not to cause any sort of euphoria that THC induces. Sleep dope is most often a combination of CBD and THC. The THC, which is the part of the cannabis plant that gets one "high" is often found in very small dosages. In Massachusetts as of 2023 for example, the dosage most often used for sleep dope is 0.5 mg of THC, a sort of "ceiling" that the MA State government has deemed appropriate for inducing sleep but not getting the user "high". Users and sellers alike have found this to be subjective, but rather accurate.
by segorese October 2, 2023
To identify a bullshit response or argument, generally, but not exclusively, from the mouths or keyboards of adults.
by segorese February 27, 2018
A mental disorder characterized by the inability to remember events and other news during the period from March, 2020 to (roughly) late, 2022 because of the global Coronavirus pandemic. The level of forgetfulness has been almost invariably found in proportion to the degree of one´s fear of death or serious illness brought on by the pandemic.
I know that I didn´t vote for Trump during the pandemic, but my acute CovidBrain made me forget most of what happended to the lead up to the election. I can´t remember a lot of the things I now read about Trump being such a dick during this time.
by segorese September 4, 2023