sean brian kirby's definitions

Mustang

Vital escort fighter sircraft of the Second World War, the first capable of escorting bombers to the heart of Germany and back.

"When I saw the Mustangs over Berlin, I knew the gig weas up." Hermann Göring

by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004

schtupped

Entirely screwed.

When he saw the red triplane on his tail, he knew he was schtupped.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 3, 2003

torpedo tits

A set of breasts that jut forward, in an inviting fashion, akin to the shape of a torpedo.

Wow, that girl has torpedo tits!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 3, 2003

monster

The nickname of former CART-champ and current F1 racer, Juan Pablo Montoya.

Monster just ran into Schumey for the umteenth time!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

Absurdistan

Your current locale/country when something completely ridiculous happens.

Here in Asburdistan, the State-boys pull over those who "speed" while ignoring those who hog the passing-lane, exhibiting their longest fingers.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

Creeping Death

1 : A song about Passover. 2 : A Metallica song, c.1984. 3 : A song among the greatest Metal-tunes of all time. 4 : The angel of death.

Oh holy shucks - Creeping Death is playing on 98Rock!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

scram

To leave with much haste.

Hey, there's my Mom! I better scam.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003