sean brian kirby's definitions

pushing the beans

Euphemistically, female masturbation.

He had her so frustrated after licking her neck 'cause he was too shy to kiss her, she had to go home and push the beans.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 20, 2004

flipping

A term that thoroughbred jockeys use to describe the process by which they keep their weight down by sticking a finger in the back of their throat and regurgitating.

Jerry was always so weak from all that flipping he did.

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005

skis

See skeeze, skeaze.

He kept calling me "skis," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, but I couldn't find it. Now where's that guy with the skinny dick attached to the big wallet?

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005

DCF

Dumb Country Fucker

She said she went to school with Troy Aikman, and would think he was cute if he wasn't such a DCF.

by Sean Brian Kirby May 8, 2004

ta-tas

Tits, usually of the big and bodacious variety. If they're pert, they're ta-tas.

Kerry Lynn has not only a great face, but bodacious ta-tas to boot.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 9, 2005

Ach du Freakin' Lieber Himmel

'Ach du Lieber Himmel' is the way Germans say, "Oh, for the love of heaven!" Add, "Freakin'," and that's a curse you'll hear me say all the time. Dunno' why. Just do. Has a certain ring...

"Fa-shi-fur-fra - Ach du Freakin' Lieber Himmel!"

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

rice rocket

My belovéd (late) 1978 Kawasaki KZ400.

When my Texan friend saw me and my bike coming, he'd cry out, "Rice Rocket!"

by Sean Brian Kirby June 12, 2003