sean brian kirby's definitions

skis

See skeeze, skeaze.

He kept calling me "skis," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, but I couldn't find it. Now where's that guy with the skinny dick attached to the big wallet?

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005

rice rocket

My belovéd (late) 1978 Kawasaki KZ400.

When my Texan friend saw me and my bike coming, he'd cry out, "Rice Rocket!"

by Sean Brian Kirby June 12, 2003

snooty

Snobbish, stuck-up.

That snooty bitch just looked askance at me!

by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004

Absurdistan

Your current locale/country when something completely ridiculous happens.

Here in Asburdistan, the State-boys pull over those who "speed" while ignoring those who hog the passing-lane, exhibiting their longest fingers.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

cutty

The bruvas be callin' each otha' "cutey," and it come out "cutty."

"(I'd like to pound that ass...) Yo, whudup, cutty?"

by Sean Brian Kirby October 30, 2004

doggie

To have sex with a girl who's on all fours.

She had the greatest ass; I could have doggied with her all day long.

by Sean Brian Kirby May 3, 2005

A320

A French-made aircraft that is competent, but French-made. Boeing wannabe.

Sacré bleu - un A320 ? Où est le Boeing ?

by Sean Brian Kirby March 15, 2005