sean brian kirby's definitions

sploik

The sound jizz makes as it shoots out the end of your tugging, pulsing, turgid rod.

Thrust, thrust, half-thrust, half-thrust, fast-thrust, faster-thrust, fasthrustfasthrustfasthrustfasthrust, half, half - SPLOIK!

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005

katerichka

Bulgarian for, "squirrel". They use it as we use, "beaver".

My friends laughed when I told them we call it a, "bober". And then I found out they call it, "katerichka".

by Sean Brian Kirby March 9, 2008

Hufty McGufty

The sound women must listen to when disinterested in the outcome. (Australian origin.)

She lay on her back, listening to the Hufty McGufty, and thought, "what day is it tomorrow"

by Sean Brian Kirby March 14, 2005

Turska chekia

Literally, "Turkish handjob." The Bulgarian way of saying "titty-fucking."

Malki tsitsi - nyama Turska chekia.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 6, 2005

pedophile priest

A misnomer. What is being called "pedophilia" among the priest community is actually agressive homosexual behavior, as those being victimised are not children (male and female); rather, they are pubescent boys.

The pedophile priest was, in actuality, a gay rapist.

by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004

A320

A French-made aircraft that is competent, but French-made. Boeing wannabe.

Sacré bleu - un A320 ? Où est le Boeing ?

by Sean Brian Kirby March 15, 2005

goliama shibena kutchka

Bulgarian for, "Big Fucking Bitch."

Moya goliama shibena kutchka chte doide.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 6, 2005