sean brian kirby's definitions

katerichka

Bulgarian for, "squirrel". They use it as we use, "beaver".

My friends laughed when I told them we call it a, "bober". And then I found out they call it, "katerichka".

by Sean Brian Kirby March 9, 2008

sploik

The sound jizz makes as it shoots out the end of your tugging, pulsing, turgid rod.

Thrust, thrust, half-thrust, half-thrust, fast-thrust, faster-thrust, fasthrustfasthrustfasthrustfasthrust, half, half - SPLOIK!

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005

Turska chekia

Literally, "Turkish handjob." The Bulgarian way of saying "titty-fucking."

Malki tsitsi - nyama Turska chekia.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 6, 2005

Creeping Death

1 : A song about Passover. 2 : A Metallica song, c.1984. 3 : A song among the greatest Metal-tunes of all time. 4 : The angel of death.

Oh holy shucks - Creeping Death is playing on 98Rock!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

torpedo tits

A set of breasts that jut forward, in an inviting fashion, akin to the shape of a torpedo.

Wow, that girl has torpedo tits!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 3, 2003

skis

See skeeze, skeaze.

He kept calling me "skis," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, but I couldn't find it. Now where's that guy with the skinny dick attached to the big wallet?

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005

cock

1. Slang for the male member. Usually on the big side, as opposed to a "ding-ding." 2. What old black men call pussy. 3. To rack a slide or pull back a hammer. 4. A rooster.

1. Mine is a fat cock.
2. Boy, you need to get you some cock!
3. Cock the gun and fire at will.
4. She has a big, pretty white cock on the other side of the barn.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 31, 2004