sean brian kirby's definitions

sploik

The sound jizz makes as it shoots out the end of your tugging, pulsing, turgid rod.

Thrust, thrust, half-thrust, half-thrust, fast-thrust, faster-thrust, fasthrustfasthrustfasthrustfasthrust, half, half - SPLOIK!

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005

Hufty McGufty

The sound women must listen to when disinterested in the outcome. (Australian origin.)

She lay on her back, listening to the Hufty McGufty, and thought, "what day is it tomorrow"

by Sean Brian Kirby March 14, 2005

skis

See skeeze, skeaze.

He kept calling me "skis," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, but I couldn't find it. Now where's that guy with the skinny dick attached to the big wallet?

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005

cock

1. Slang for the male member. Usually on the big side, as opposed to a "ding-ding." 2. What old black men call pussy. 3. To rack a slide or pull back a hammer. 4. A rooster.

1. Mine is a fat cock.
2. Boy, you need to get you some cock!
3. Cock the gun and fire at will.
4. She has a big, pretty white cock on the other side of the barn.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 31, 2004

Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'

(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

aiight

A lazy-tongued way of saying "all right."

"Hey, what's going on?"

"Aiight."

by Sean Brian Kirby October 30, 2004

ta-tas

Tits, usually of the big and bodacious variety. If they're pert, they're ta-tas.

Kerry Lynn has not only a great face, but bodacious ta-tas to boot.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 9, 2005