Definitions by sean brian kirby

Yak

Short form of Yakovlev.

She threw her Yak into a snap-roll to avoid the deadly cannon-fire of the Messerschmitt.

Yak by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004

rice rocket 

My belovéd (late) 1978 Kawasaki KZ400.

When my Texan friend saw me and my bike coming, he'd cry out, "Rice Rocket!"

rice rocket by Sean Brian Kirby June 12, 2003

Absurdistan 

Your current locale/country when something completely ridiculous happens.

Here in Asburdistan, the State-boys pull over those who "speed" while ignoring those who hog the passing-lane, exhibiting their longest fingers.

Absurdistan by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

monster 

The nickname of former CART-champ and current F1 racer, Juan Pablo Montoya.

Monster just ran into Schumey for the umteenth time!

monster by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

Creeping Death 

1 : A song about Passover. 2 : A Metallica song, c.1984. 3 : A song among the greatest Metal-tunes of all time. 4 : The angel of death.

Oh holy shucks - Creeping Death is playing on 98Rock!

Creeping Death by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

scram 

To leave with much haste.

Hey, there's my Mom! I better scam.

scram by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

schtupped 

Entirely screwed.

When he saw the red triplane on his tail, he knew he was schtupped.

schtupped by Sean Brian Kirby June 3, 2003