sean brian kirby's definitions

Absurdistan

Your current locale/country when something completely ridiculous happens.

Here in Asburdistan, the State-boys pull over those who "speed" while ignoring those who hog the passing-lane, exhibiting their longest fingers.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

Francostein

Nickname for Jean Kerry, French-speaking (and sympathising) Democratic (Socialist) candidate for President of The United States of America.

Oh, you're going to vote for Francostein? Hold onto your wallet... get your Arabic language tapes...

by Sean Brian Kirby October 31, 2004

DCF

Dumb Country Fucker

She said she went to school with Troy Aikman, and would think he was cute if he wasn't such a DCF.

by Sean Brian Kirby May 8, 2004

Ach du Freakin' Lieber Himmel

'Ach du Lieber Himmel' is the way Germans say, "Oh, for the love of heaven!" Add, "Freakin'," and that's a curse you'll hear me say all the time. Dunno' why. Just do. Has a certain ring...

"Fa-shi-fur-fra - Ach du Freakin' Lieber Himmel!"

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

ta-tas

Tits, usually of the big and bodacious variety. If they're pert, they're ta-tas.

Kerry Lynn has not only a great face, but bodacious ta-tas to boot.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 9, 2005

A320

A French-made aircraft that is competent, but French-made. Boeing wannabe.

Sacré bleu - un A320 ? Où est le Boeing ?

by Sean Brian Kirby March 15, 2005

goliama shibena kutchka

Bulgarian for, "Big Fucking Bitch."

Moya goliama shibena kutchka chte doide.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 6, 2005