scratchmaster101's definitions

Pizza

Food of the gods and of New Yorkers. An open-faced pie made with (in order of appearance) toppings (usually mushroom or broccoli. The works does well too), cheese (not too much please! and extra melty), and tomato sauce (lots of it). It can be found at the Church of Deliciousness, a.k.a., the pizza place: a haven for grease, friends, drugs, and loud italian and hispanic chefs.
Pizza is praised among physicians for containing the four major food groups; dairy, breads, vegetables, and love

Even rich people in New York eat pizza

Deigo: What're you doing after school
Maddie: I'm going to the pizza place. Wanna come?

by scratchmaster101 February 22, 2011

Abercrombie Zombie

Someone who shops at Abercrombie & Fitch or one of its clone stores. While this doesn't apply to all who shop there, those that style themselves in this way (preppy) tend to be empty-headed and too obsessed about their image. Known for wild generalizations about boys or rabid following of surfer-looking guys. These people (some gay or metrosexual boys are Abercrombie Zombies) are often known for harassing hapless Europeans and giggling over every blink of a moderately attractive male.

Lena, Emily, Suzie and Gretchen are all trying to get photos with that frightened-looking dutch guy. they must be Abercrombie Zombies

Brenda is wearing ripped, paint-splattered jeans that she bought for $69. She is an Abercrombie Zombie

by scratchmaster101 November 12, 2011

Rachael Ray

A woman who cuts up a pineapple and calls it cooking.

Mrs. Howl is serving her special "l'ananas coupé" dish at the potluck. She's such a Rachael Ray

by scratchmaster101 October 16, 2011

Grillz

Putting gold caps on your teeth and begging to get your jaw broken by a crackhead. Make your teeth look nasty and a waste of money. Eating ruins them and can't look good on anybody. Unless you do something really creative with them, nobody wants to see. Go pay ur rent instead.

Dumbass: Yaaawwww! Lookit mah grillz!!!

Crackhead: sdnvoieufnrlviaurehjgklrnbkhgz.kjgheil!!

<Crackhead breaks guy's jaw and takes his grillz to buy crack and a cardboard box to sleep in>

Dumbass (now without teeth): Mmmmffphfmmfmmmmffffff!!

by scratchmaster101 May 19, 2011

RoboCop

1) A police officer from the mysteriously 1980's-like future Detroit area. He apparently has some sort of bullet-making apparatus in him because he never runs out of bullets... EVER.
2) Along with Terminator 1 and 2, RoboCop 1, and in some cases RoboCop 2, make up the best cyborg fiction movies ever.
3) A term used by idiots, most of whom never saw the (awesome) 1987 movie. If their girlfriend really was like him, they would have, like, 80 bullet holes in them on the 2nd night and two lost limbs.

1. (In the movie) OCP has just invented the latest in police technology... RoboCop!!!

2. Job: RoboCop is an amazing movie. So is the 2nd sequel and the terminator movies with Arnold. But John Connor is a stupid douche.

3. Kanye: Cuz I don't want no RoboCop

by scratchmaster101 March 13, 2011

sexual harassment

what a lady/child yells at you when they want your money.

Guy: hey kid, you dropped your wallet.
Kid: thanks. hey, that's a nice suit. you must have a lot of money to afford that....
Guy: uh, thanks, well, don't drop that thing again (pats kid on shoulder)-
Kid: HELP! RAPE!!!

fat feminist man hater to bystanding office guy: don't look at me like that you bastard! i'm going to file a case for sexual harassment!
guy: what?
lady: tell it to the judge you son of a bitch!

by scratchmaster101 December 8, 2009

Treegasm

When– beginning in the first three weeks of the Christmas season, tree stands begin setting up on every block selling Christmas trees. The effect from the mass amount of trees produces a forest-like quality in urban areas.

I was late to work today because I got stuck in a treegasm

by scratchmaster101 December 20, 2010