scratchmaster101's definitions
1. a thing men need and worship
2. a thing women use
3. A thing that the more douchey men believe makes them special or sexually attractive, when really there are literally billions of other people with dicks just like theirs, or better.
4. a name most young lesbian girls call douches or exes
2. a thing women use
3. A thing that the more douchey men believe makes them special or sexually attractive, when really there are literally billions of other people with dicks just like theirs, or better.
4. a name most young lesbian girls call douches or exes
1. Horrace could never live without his penis
2. Jane was bored so she decided to go get a penis
3. Fabio: Bitch! U kno u wannit!! Dayum! I bet all the girls in here wanna suck my huge D!
Goldigger: Ehem, your tiny penis is not made out of solid gold!
4. Layne: Izzy is such a penis!
2. Jane was bored so she decided to go get a penis
3. Fabio: Bitch! U kno u wannit!! Dayum! I bet all the girls in here wanna suck my huge D!
Goldigger: Ehem, your tiny penis is not made out of solid gold!
4. Layne: Izzy is such a penis!
by scratchmaster101 January 21, 2011
Get the Penismug. 1) A police officer from the mysteriously 1980's-like future Detroit area. He apparently has some sort of bullet-making apparatus in him because he never runs out of bullets... EVER.
2) Along with Terminator 1 and 2, RoboCop 1, and in some cases RoboCop 2, make up the best cyborg fiction movies ever.
3) A term used by idiots, most of whom never saw the (awesome) 1987 movie. If their girlfriend really was like him, they would have, like, 80 bullet holes in them on the 2nd night and two lost limbs.
2) Along with Terminator 1 and 2, RoboCop 1, and in some cases RoboCop 2, make up the best cyborg fiction movies ever.
3) A term used by idiots, most of whom never saw the (awesome) 1987 movie. If their girlfriend really was like him, they would have, like, 80 bullet holes in them on the 2nd night and two lost limbs.
1. (In the movie) OCP has just invented the latest in police technology... RoboCop!!!
2. Job: RoboCop is an amazing movie. So is the 2nd sequel and the terminator movies with Arnold. But John Connor is a stupid douche.
3. Kanye: Cuz I don't want no RoboCop
2. Job: RoboCop is an amazing movie. So is the 2nd sequel and the terminator movies with Arnold. But John Connor is a stupid douche.
3. Kanye: Cuz I don't want no RoboCop
by scratchmaster101 March 13, 2011
Get the RoboCopmug. An awesome 4-day nerd fest where you get to hug asian hobags dressed up as emma frost and scarlet witch and any other slutty superheroine you can think of.
Josh: Duuuude! I haven't heard from you in like, 4 days.
Charlotte: Yeah. I was at the Comic-Con hugging hot girls and weird tentacle monsters.
Charlotte: Yeah. I was at the Comic-Con hugging hot girls and weird tentacle monsters.
by scratchmaster101 October 13, 2010
Get the Comic-Conmug. Axe Cop is a comic series by Malachai and Ethan Nicolle (5 and 29) featuring a cop with an Axe and his sidekick, Dinosaur Soldier. Axe Cop will chop your head off. He makes Chuck Norris look like Barney Fife
by scratchmaster101 April 28, 2011
Get the Axe Copmug. An awesome 90's metal band from Germany who's legend is up there with Rammstein. Their songs usually involve explicit sexual stuff like rape and kidnap.
My personal favorites include:
Unsterblich
Kleid Aus Rosen
Sieben
Wenn Engel Hassen
Eisblume
Feuerkind
Stimmen
You should totally check them out, you curious little bastard.
My personal favorites include:
Unsterblich
Kleid Aus Rosen
Sieben
Wenn Engel Hassen
Eisblume
Feuerkind
Stimmen
You should totally check them out, you curious little bastard.
by scratchmaster101 June 15, 2011
Get the Subway to Sallymug. 1. An event in which people with similar taste in music congregate to listen to said music in live performance
2. An event in which you pay a ridiculous amount of money to do shit that you could just do in a bar or a club.
2. An event in which you pay a ridiculous amount of money to do shit that you could just do in a bar or a club.
1. I'm going to see the concert at carnegie hall.
2. I'm getting dragged by my friends to this concert where I'll listen to shitty music blared through muffled speaker so it's barely audible while I'll rub up against other sweaty people who smell like scotch.
2. I'm getting dragged by my friends to this concert where I'll listen to shitty music blared through muffled speaker so it's barely audible while I'll rub up against other sweaty people who smell like scotch.
by scratchmaster101 January 27, 2011
Get the Concertmug. That guy in the purple suit who would always hang out behind our school and take my friends and I on magical adventures. He never stuck around too long because our parents would come looking for us afterwards, but he always reminded us that he "loves us."
We're meeting Barney the Purple Dinosaur after school so he can give us more of those "special hugs and kisses."
by scratchmaster101 May 25, 2011
Get the Barney the Purple Dinosaurmug.