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Axe Cop

Axe Cop is a comic series by Malachai and Ethan Nicolle (5 and 29) featuring a cop with an Axe and his sidekick, Dinosaur Soldier. Axe Cop will chop your head off. He makes Chuck Norris look like Barney Fife

Axe Cop and Dinosaur Soldier chopped the bad guy's head off

by scratchmaster101 April 28, 2011

Rachael Ray

A woman who cuts up a pineapple and calls it cooking.

Mrs. Howl is serving her special "l'ananas coupé" dish at the potluck. She's such a Rachael Ray

by scratchmaster101 October 16, 2011

Grillz

Putting gold caps on your teeth and begging to get your jaw broken by a crackhead. Make your teeth look nasty and a waste of money. Eating ruins them and can't look good on anybody. Unless you do something really creative with them, nobody wants to see. Go pay ur rent instead.

Dumbass: Yaaawwww! Lookit mah grillz!!!

Crackhead: sdnvoieufnrlviaurehjgklrnbkhgz.kjgheil!!

<Crackhead breaks guy's jaw and takes his grillz to buy crack and a cardboard box to sleep in>

Dumbass (now without teeth): Mmmmffphfmmfmmmmffffff!!

by scratchmaster101 May 19, 2011

RoboCop

1) A police officer from the mysteriously 1980's-like future Detroit area. He apparently has some sort of bullet-making apparatus in him because he never runs out of bullets... EVER.
2) Along with Terminator 1 and 2, RoboCop 1, and in some cases RoboCop 2, make up the best cyborg fiction movies ever.
3) A term used by idiots, most of whom never saw the (awesome) 1987 movie. If their girlfriend really was like him, they would have, like, 80 bullet holes in them on the 2nd night and two lost limbs.

1. (In the movie) OCP has just invented the latest in police technology... RoboCop!!!

2. Job: RoboCop is an amazing movie. So is the 2nd sequel and the terminator movies with Arnold. But John Connor is a stupid douche.

3. Kanye: Cuz I don't want no RoboCop

by scratchmaster101 March 13, 2011

Comic-Con

An awesome 4-day nerd fest where you get to hug asian hobags dressed up as emma frost and scarlet witch and any other slutty superheroine you can think of.

Josh: Duuuude! I haven't heard from you in like, 4 days.
Charlotte: Yeah. I was at the Comic-Con hugging hot girls and weird tentacle monsters.

by scratchmaster101 October 13, 2010

Subway to Sally

An awesome 90's metal band from Germany who's legend is up there with Rammstein. Their songs usually involve explicit sexual stuff like rape and kidnap.
My personal favorites include:
Unsterblich
Kleid Aus Rosen
Sieben
Wenn Engel Hassen
Eisblume
Feuerkind
Stimmen
You should totally check them out, you curious little bastard.

Subway to Sally is cool

by scratchmaster101 June 15, 2011

sexual harassment

what a lady/child yells at you when they want your money.

Guy: hey kid, you dropped your wallet.
Kid: thanks. hey, that's a nice suit. you must have a lot of money to afford that....
Guy: uh, thanks, well, don't drop that thing again (pats kid on shoulder)-
Kid: HELP! RAPE!!!

fat feminist man hater to bystanding office guy: don't look at me like that you bastard! i'm going to file a case for sexual harassment!
guy: what?
lady: tell it to the judge you son of a bitch!

by scratchmaster101 December 8, 2009