schnut

a beatuiful, cleanly shaved vagina; makes a brother wanna get down on it

I'd like to get a taste of that hunny's schnut.

by Scott March 09, 2004

copulateology

The study of all things having to do with the fashion in which Man copulates.

"I can't believe you used the word copulateology!"

"/I/ can't believe you said it was a word!"

by Scott September 01, 2003

Sorostitute

A member of a sorority, usually from Long Island or Westchester County (or Bethesda, or Fairfax, or....) who drives a big SUV, talks loudly on her cell phone all the time about the stupidest things, wears sex pants (which come off ever Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights at (add greek letters) fraternity. Shouldn't really be in college.

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when a sorostitute in her land rover pulled out of her sorority house and hit me because she was talking on her cell phone, on the way back to Long Island.

by Scott September 27, 2003

gu

A person who is both smart at things he wants to learn, but needs to take a break once in a while.

Hey Gu, Stop getting A's!

To Gu or Not to Gu, that is the question.

by Scott October 27, 2003

candy cane

A turd that has the red stripe from the hemroid while it came out.

Man I pinched a candycane off in the toilet you better stay out of there for a while!

by scott January 17, 2004

chilly dog

The act of taking a shit on your girls tits and then titty fucking her.

My girl let me give her a chilly dog last night.

by Scott March 12, 2004

puerto rican hamper

when Tony G tries to see how much of his boyfriends dirty clothes he can stuff into his mouth at once

After my boyfriend mows the lawn, there's nothing like a puerto rican hamper to get into the mood

by scott May 11, 2004