scott's definitions

dirt farmer

One who places the penis in another's dirty anus (Dirt Farm)

He's definately a dirt farmer

by Scott June 6, 2003

wonk

To hit someone on the head, but in a non-hostile more childish fashion.

The boy got wonked on the head by his girlfriend for saying pussy.

by Scott August 27, 2004

schnut

a beatuiful, cleanly shaved vagina; makes a brother wanna get down on it

I'd like to get a taste of that hunny's schnut.

by Scott March 9, 2004

Sorostitute

A member of a sorority, usually from Long Island or Westchester County (or Bethesda, or Fairfax, or....) who drives a big SUV, talks loudly on her cell phone all the time about the stupidest things, wears sex pants (which come off ever Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights at (add greek letters) fraternity. Shouldn't really be in college.

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when a sorostitute in her land rover pulled out of her sorority house and hit me because she was talking on her cell phone, on the way back to Long Island.

by Scott September 27, 2003

copulateology

The study of all things having to do with the fashion in which Man copulates.

"I can't believe you used the word copulateology!"

"/I/ can't believe you said it was a word!"

by Scott September 1, 2003

chubstitute

A hot substitute teacher.

I had a chubstitute teacher in History today

by scott March 2, 2004

bandwidth bandits

During filesharing, people who suddenly jump in to download from you whilst you just want that one last file!

"Great! I'm at 68KB - What! Those damn bandwidth bandits have cut my throughput down to 8K!"

by scott October 29, 2003