scott's definitions

funktify

to make funky, or even of a disgusting or smelly nature

This room is funktified.
I need to de-funktify it.

by Scott December 5, 2003

plenary

1. Complete in all respects; unlimited or full:
2. Fully attended by all qualified members:

1. a diplomat with plenary powers.

2. a plenary session of the council.

by scott April 12, 2005

Shiaheem

Fly's like an eagle, god damn human frog, reminds me of MJ-Labron

by Scott April 7, 2003

wang fu

Noun - the martial art in which one uses a wang-like object as a weapon; the art or method of "crashing" a web server by large quantity of valid HTTP requests from a large number of people.

by Scott July 8, 2003

saturn

An over-priced, unreliable piece of American crap. A company that has done a masterful job marketing themselves as something different from the other crap American car manufacturers when the only thing unique about them is they clap and hand you balloons when you driver away in your over-priced, unreliable piece of crap. The antithesis of the Honda or Toyota.

Saturn Ads: A different kind of car, a different kind company.
Me: differen kind of car ya, its complete piece of shit; different kind of company, ya, the salesmen did everything but blow me when I picked the thing up.

by scott June 4, 2004

bullet

A £1 Coin, used in the UK as money.

Lendz a bullet so i can buy something to eat.

by Scott February 28, 2005

klunk hat

To push your balls up into the eye sockets of a woman while slapping your dick over the bridge of her nose.

Sally, I'm gonna give you a nice klunk hat after dinner.

by Scott March 5, 2005