scott's definitions

thirsty bitch

a female that is buggin' for a beer

damn there were some thirsty bitches at the club last night

by Scott March 29, 2003

Testicability

of or being able to have testicles.

I love my testicability

by Scott December 16, 2003

neveruary

A period of time that doesn't exist. When speaking in the future, it means something will never happen. When speaking in the past, it means "a long, long time ago."

From season 3 of Making The Band:
P. Diddy: "When's the last time you saw Dylan?"
Chopper: "Neveruary."

by Scott August 3, 2004

wang fu

Noun - the martial art in which one uses a wang-like object as a weapon; the art or method of "crashing" a web server by large quantity of valid HTTP requests from a large number of people.

by Scott July 8, 2003

Azathoth

Chief deity of the "Cthulhu Mythos," worshipped by lesser deities and servitors in the Lovecraftian pantheon; described as having an anamorphous body that constantly writhes and undulates to the piping of a flute; also described as being the essence of all physical mater in the multi-verse.

"...the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes." - H.P. Lovecraft, The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath.

by Scott August 2, 2003

hoobla

an action word, which you may use in surprise, exclamation or as a type of battle cry!

Surprise: BOO! AHHH HOOBLA, Exclamation: We've won hooray!!! HHOOOOOOOBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAA, battle cry: YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR FREEDOM!! HOOOOOOOBBBBLLLLLAAAAA (gggrrrr)

by Scott June 25, 2004

Frankenmilf

Milf: Mom I'd like to fuck. A dynamite body on a frankenstein like head.

Check out that Frankenmilf! Nice legs shame about the face (bolts).

by Scott August 17, 2003