scott's definitions

bat in the cave

A reference term for when you have a booger in your nose that is clearly visibly from the outside.
This context is found in an episode of Sex and The City.

Hey buddy, you have a bat in the cave. Need a Kleenex?

by Scott November 2, 2004

fraggin

to chill

Whats up? Just fraggin

by Scott December 5, 2003

Clammeh

Typically, the coolest mother fucker in the room.

Ok ladies, drop your panties, here comes Clammeh.

by Scott March 5, 2005

Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

by Scott July 24, 2004

chubstitute

A hot substitute teacher.

I had a chubstitute teacher in History today

by scott March 2, 2004

sweenis

when working out and getting soo sweety even your dick is sweatting

"I just came back from the gym and man do i have a sweenis!"

by Scott June 23, 2004

Morris Chestnut

During a good tityfuck with your ass facing her mouth, as you blow your load on her chest you rip a wet, juicy fart in her open mouth.

I was wit this ho last night banging her tits when I blew a morris chestnut

by Scott June 3, 2004