scott's definitions

ghetto rider

1>an exceptionally ugly car.
2>a pimp car under 10 grand, usually purple with gold trim.

1>wow, this escort is a ghetto rider.
2>shit, check out that phat ghetto rider, did you see the rust and gold chrome and don't forget the DVD player inside.

by scott January 3, 2004

funktify

to make funky, or even of a disgusting or smelly nature

This room is funktified.
I need to de-funktify it.

by Scott December 5, 2003

Frankenmilf

Milf: Mom I'd like to fuck. A dynamite body on a frankenstein like head.

Check out that Frankenmilf! Nice legs shame about the face (bolts).

by Scott August 17, 2003

thirsty bitch

a female that is buggin' for a beer

damn there were some thirsty bitches at the club last night

by Scott March 29, 2003

FLICK MY BEAN

The act of masterbation by a female.

"I'm really stressed out. I need to take a bath and flick my bean"

by Scott June 3, 2004

STUBY

Sucks To Be You, just a acronym for saying it sucks to be you

Dude 1: "I gotta work overtime"
Dude 2: "STUBY dude"

by scott January 2, 2005

Azathoth

Chief deity of the "Cthulhu Mythos," worshipped by lesser deities and servitors in the Lovecraftian pantheon; described as having an anamorphous body that constantly writhes and undulates to the piping of a flute; also described as being the essence of all physical mater in the multi-verse.

"...the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes." - H.P. Lovecraft, The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath.

by Scott August 2, 2003