scott's definitions

Nine

the number after eight and before ten in the americal numeral system

anyone who uses "nine" as in the 9mm pistol is a fucker, and is 9 times as wrong as if they were a taker.

by Scott May 13, 2005

wanksturbating

The act of masturbating. Slang made by ScorpZ

Man you wanksturbate more than a gay dude looking at cock!

by Scott January 15, 2004

Shultz

Adj. Light as a heather and GAY!

The heather feather...gay!

by Scott June 18, 2003

poundcake

When you shit on someones chest

I poundcake in your general direction

by scott January 17, 2004

Off da Chain

Can be used in context as Crazy or Good.

Mike: Yo you know Kisha?
Dre: That bitch is off the chain.


Mike: You hear that new spin by Flip
Dre: Yeah that shit is off the chain.

by Scott May 23, 2003

funktify

to make funky, or even of a disgusting or smelly nature

This room is funktified.
I need to de-funktify it.

by Scott December 5, 2003

ghetto rider

1>an exceptionally ugly car.
2>a pimp car under 10 grand, usually purple with gold trim.

1>wow, this escort is a ghetto rider.
2>shit, check out that phat ghetto rider, did you see the rust and gold chrome and don't forget the DVD player inside.

by scott January 3, 2004