scott's definitions

stap

stap: a combination of stab and bap. Commonly used to beat the )*&@% out of others online.

<guy 1> Do these pants make me look fat?
<guy 2> ... *staps guy 1*

by Scott December 20, 2004

gonisyphiherpilades

A combo of STD's that slutty girls have.

Dude: "Hey you should hook up with her"
Dude 2: "Hell no! That dirty bitch has gonisyphiherpilades.

by Scott January 9, 2005

stitches

A jacket or coat in ebonics

"Dude, go put your stitches on the rack!"

by scott January 23, 2003

lostasai

A band that some people refuse to define as ska and would much rather generically label it rock. And it has a lot of members...too many to count...and the number is always changing.

Person A: Want to go to the Lostasai concert?

Person B: Who?

by scott March 10, 2005

Nubble

An alteration to the word noob, or nub in this case, a nubble is someone who is very new to something.

I am a gosu nubble.

by Scott November 20, 2003

%s

What you get when you click the Urban Dictionary quick search found in the firefox bookmarks. Check out your bookmark manager, and it'll tell you how to use it, They are just pointing it out to you. If you type "slang " and then whatever you want after the space, it will search that in urban dictionary.

Type into the address bar "slang whut" does not work in Internet explorer.

by Scott November 6, 2004

schizabootal

seperating your nuts from your leg

damn yo, distract these females, i gotta schizabootal real quick, the sabre-tooth crotch critters are gnawling on my buffalo-sack and my leg.

by Scott October 17, 2003