scott's definitions

murrellated

What a description of a technical problem is when it has been rendered unreadable and ununderstandable by anyone with normal English communication skills. Such descriptions are said to be a murrellism .

"Mark called and said Can't Send E-mails he is getting an error when he try to send to give me the error message he was able to sent 4 email in a roll PLESEA CLOSE."

"Ronnie called sad internet is down not error message. Ronnie try to ping he was to ping himself but not the roter"

by Scott November 26, 2003

manbaby

Men, usually aged 12-22, who (a) are chubby/sweaty or (b) were assembled poorly in the womb and who, instead of making up for their lack of striking physical attractiveness by being funny, fun, interesting or down-to-earth will instead use any and all opportunities to put themselves down (especially in the presence of the opposite sex), stand in corners at parties, avoid conversations with friends at parties or take other measures in an attempt to get noticed. Manbabies are completely and utterly unable to grasp the idea that the pity points they earn from the occassional girl is not a sexual advance of any kind and will do nothing to improve their chances with a female. The behavior of manbabies at parties is as an enormous disservice to their friends, who must put up with the fact that they have a whiney, emotional, irrationally depressed and hopelessly romantic manbaby to worry about while they themselves are trying to meet girls. Tend to listen to a lot of angsty music (ie: Linkin Park, Slipknot) and are frequently heard describing how terrible they are with women.

"Oh crap, Johnny's standing in the corner being a manbaby again."
"Dammit! He always does this whenever we go out."

by Scott April 2, 2005

kikaider

the greatest android show eva!!

kikaider is on at midnight mon-thur

by scott June 26, 2003

hot chick

A very attractive female.

Linda is such a hot chick.

by Scott May 31, 2004

cutting the turkey

when someone is depressed and suicidal and cuts themselves with knives, razors, glass, or other sharp objects

that girl cut the turkey so many times last night that she died of blood loss

by scott November 25, 2004

hot rod

A fast car, mostly home-built from the 20's to the 40's

A 1932 Ford highboy roadster is the quintesential hot rod

by Scott December 11, 2004

shafreyneh

1. One who is ogre or shrek like in nature and/or in appearance.

2. One who starts something but does not finish the process.

1. Did you see that guy, he looked so hideous, almost shafreyneh like?

2. Matt, you said you were going to be an army ranger, but you quit. Dont shafreyneh on me asshole!!!!

by scott February 7, 2005