scott's definitions

sholiz

sure is....

mayne, these crotch-critters sholiz given me a hard time today..

by Scott October 17, 2003

cronk

A large bowel movement; a hefty shit; a turd of significant girth.

I had a large cronk this morning and feel like a new man.

by Scott June 2, 2004

closet slut

one who has sex secretly because they are secretly gay and either 1)dating an openly gay guy or 2) dating another closet slut

he always hangs out with that boy, its almost like hes a closet slut....

by scott December 30, 2004

Chappy

Chappy, pronoun, dereived from the name Chaplin Peter, a suspected pedifle at a summer camp chaplin, used to refer to ones'father unit

"hey jimmy, why's your chappy hitting your mon like that?"

by scott July 7, 2004

Vegan

Someone who abstains from the use of animal products, hides or meat.

Joe - Try on these leather shoes.

Vegan - No thanks man. I'm a vegan.I don't believe in the killing of animals for the use of their hide, or any other purpose.

by Scott May 13, 2005

John Kerry

Contrary to popular belief, Kerry was not a liberal. Kerry was the first communist candidate to come close to becoming the United States of America's president. For more information, visit www.communistsforkerry.com

Heil Heinz!
For the U.S.S.A!

by Scott August 18, 2006

Sloochie

Slut + Hoochie = Sloochie

"Let's go out to the bars and get us some sloochies tonight."

by Scott October 23, 2003