scott's definitions

high hat

At a party you shit in the hosts toilet tank that way everytime it flushes shit water comes out.

Dude1: Dude, when all those skinheads were over last weekend someone high hatted my tank.
Dude2: Thats wack yo!

by scott January 17, 2004

l33t

Hacker slang for "Elite" shortened to "LEET" from "31337" wich is actually "ELITE".

That is some l33t r00tin you h4x0r!

by Scott August 28, 2002

cutting the turkey

when someone is depressed and suicidal and cuts themselves with knives, razors, glass, or other sharp objects

that girl cut the turkey so many times last night that she died of blood loss

by scott November 25, 2004

Murrellism

Originally a technical support ticket placed by one Miss Murrell, it has spread beyond its roots to include any unclear, obfuscated description of a technical problem such that it is essentially unreadable and ununderstandable by anyone who reads normal English. Such descriptions can also be described as murrellated .

"Mark called and said Can't Send E-mails he is getting an error when he try to send to give me the error message he was able to sent 4 email in a roll PLESEA CLOSE."

"Ronnie called sad internet is down not error message. Ronnie try to ping he was to ping himself but not the roter"

by Scott November 26, 2003

hot chick

A very attractive female.

Linda is such a hot chick.

by Scott May 31, 2004

fugmo

fucking ugly monster

damn that bitch is a fugmo

by scott February 4, 2004

drunk fuck

A Girl that you'd only fuck if you were real good and drunk.Cause otherwise it would be wrong.

Melissa would be a great drunk fuck.

by Scott May 17, 2004