scott's definitions

schizabootal

seperating your nuts from your leg

damn yo, distract these females, i gotta schizabootal real quick, the sabre-tooth crotch critters are gnawling on my buffalo-sack and my leg.

by Scott October 17, 2003

magiabulance

Magiabulance (noun) is defined as an instance in which one talks about something which one knows nothing about. Essentially, to crap on, to bullshit.

Other forms include magiabulant (adj) and magiabulate (verb)

Horace's thesis was teeming with magiabulance.

Gertrude, you're being magiabulant!

Cornelius would magiabulate in class when he didn't know an answer.

by Scott January 17, 2005

Hysteria

noun, but can be used as an adjective; extreme outrageousness, or being beyond awesome

That party last night was hysteria man.

by Scott November 1, 2004

pistromi

pistromi is something that is cool.
"yo dude that was pistromi"

"yo dude that was pistromi"

by scott May 13, 2005

kikaider

the greatest android show eva!!

kikaider is on at midnight mon-thur

by scott June 26, 2003

pocket rocket

1)a yoyo
2)a small vibrator
3)a small back packing stove

1)i was playin with my pocket rocket all day yesterday

2)i was playin with my pocket rocket all day yesterday

3)i used my pocket rocket to cook dinner last night on the hike

by scott January 3, 2004

THUMB ONE

The act of packing a bong or boal, preferably using your thumb to cram the last bit in.

"Come on bro..thumb one up"

by Scott October 23, 2004