scott's definitions

cell phone

1)a girl's best friend cause it has 12 different types of vibrate

2)a what-ya-ma-call-it used to call people on the go

3)a cheap way of getting bling bling

1)i need a faster one

2)can i call you from the car?

3)i got da bling bling on ebay!

by scott July 14, 2004

chirty

The way someone from the north would pronounce the word "thirty"

Its almost nine fucking chirty!

by scott January 30, 2004

scrub jay

an unattractive woman

yo dog lets bounce this place is full of scrub jays

by Scott March 29, 2003

Moose Tits

Insane or crazy.

That guy wearing the boot on his head is completely MOOSE TITS.

by Scott January 13, 2004

929

Mazda 929 was mazdas luxury rear wheel drive boat car that was designed to compeate with bmws and caddys, now all its good for is a cheap winter drifter so you can practice your dori dori skills threwout the winter and then be ready for action in your 240 in the summer! the car has heated seats, a weak tranny, and auto swivle vents. its a sweet party car good for driving around a large group of your buddys during the winter months. also does amazing burnouts and is verry well balanced for drifto also when you rip it sideways threw a neighborhood people will just think your some crazy old man who lost control of his car and not look at you tehehe

Bro lets go to the 929 and go drifto in the streets!

by Scott January 22, 2005

the locust

A band from San Deigo that is very hard to describe. They really are a love em or hate em kinda group. They are more artinst than anything. Many say they are hardcore punks. Their music to be a is a train wreck. Discustingly beautiful. Just go listen to em.

Train wreck.Beautifuly discustng. Explosion.

by Scott March 22, 2005

cronk

A large bowel movement; a hefty shit; a turd of significant girth.

I had a large cronk this morning and feel like a new man.

by Scott June 2, 2004