3 definitions by schlongswinger99
A penis that is the same size whether it is erect or not. The only aspect that changes upon excitement is the firmness of the genitalia.
by schlongswinger99 March 16, 2015
A penis that is the same size whether it is erect or not. The only aspect that changes upon excitement is the firmness of the genitalia.
by schlongswinger99 March 15, 2015
Sex accompanied by profuse crying by the male counterpart(s), usually performed with emotional Maroon 5 music playing in the background
by schlongswinger99 September 25, 2015