3 definitions by Schematic23
Noun.
1) A propensity for making unfortunate discoveries while searching for something unrelated.
2) The specific moment when unfortunate timing coincides with irony.
3) A series of events that converge on an unfortunate outcome.
Other form: Malandipitous, adj.
Antonym: Serendipity
1) A propensity for making unfortunate discoveries while searching for something unrelated.
2) The specific moment when unfortunate timing coincides with irony.
3) A series of events that converge on an unfortunate outcome.
Other form: Malandipitous, adj.
Antonym: Serendipity
A man searches all around a parking lot for 20 minutes, and ultimately settles on a space extremely far from the venue. As he walks toward the front entrance, he sees an open parking space right next to the front door. This is a typical case of malandipity.
by Schematic23 August 31, 2010
In light of our experience with blackouts, puntended, we should go buy some candles.
I'd like to kick off this karate club meeting with a item from the chopping block, no puntended.
I'd like to kick off this karate club meeting with a item from the chopping block, no puntended.
by Schematic23 December 27, 2011
-You're crazy for running across that street! Do you want to get killed?!?!
-Of course not, that's a negatorical question.
-Of course not, that's a negatorical question.
by Schematic23 September 15, 2010