4 definitions by scarful23

Urban Dictionary

A website. Only around 1% of the use of this website is the use it was meant to have.
The other 99% is shreksual stuff and personal stuff.

So let me show you some real-life searches i did.

me - *looks up Moustache*
"When you jizz below someones nose and rip off your pubic hairs so it sticks"
me - *looks up House*
"Theres one thats white and Donald Trump shouldnt have it"
me - *looks up Otter*
"Your Wetter than an Otters pocket."
me - *looks up Rock*
"the best make-out music ever my dude"

So thats what urban dictionary is.

by scarful23 December 10, 2020

it'll've'n't

it will have not

For instance

Loser 1: "Omg you guys are building legos? lemme join"
Loser 2: "Look at how tall aidens lego is"
Loser 1: "Yea it'll've'n't stay there, it'll just fall lol"

by scarful23 November 23, 2020

azalate

As of late.

Hey dude can you get some tylenol? ive been having headaches azalate.

by scarful23 December 8, 2020

zoom class

"Hi.. class... did you see i put a bird in my house? I-I-I---..."
"What happened to Ms. Crabtree?"
"...-times 8 equals?"
"Ms Crabtree i think you forgot to share your screen."
"Argh the plug ins won't work all these gadgets now a days."
--TWO HOURS LATER--
"And thats why we should still be ruling the worl---l-l..."
"So Ms. Crabtree why didn't we get a homework assignment?-"
"Young MAN!! why didnt you show me the homework assignment you will be getting an F minus minus for this."
"But Ms--"
--The zoom class ended.-

"zoom class is like prison"
"yea prison that disconnects every 4 seconds lol"

by scarful23 November 17, 2020