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Definitions by scabbrain

vagatarian 

n. A pussy who doesn't eat meat. Not even on Thanksgiving.
Bob is such a pussy vagatarian, he won't even nibble on a drumstick. Let's beat the shit out of him!
vagatarian by scabbrain November 20, 2010
n. A turd which coils about the bowl.
As I stood up upon completing my morning defecation; I took extreme pride in the fine bowl curl for which I had created.
bowl curl by scabbrain August 4, 2010

double down 

v. Upon completion of defecation, standing up and wiping, a sudden and overwhelming urge occurs, compelling the person to immediately sit down and defecate once again.
Just as Fred felt as though he had stopped shitting like a demon; he got up and wiped himself clean. Then all of a sudden a sharp pain in his lower abdomen forced him to double down on the toilet and shit once again.
double down by scabbrain May 18, 2010

ice cream heart attack 

n. The sensation of angina one feels when consuming ice cream too quickly.
I ate my sundae so voraciously that I started getting chest pains but I knew it was just an ice cream heart attack.

italian lawn dart 

n. a piece of neighbor dog feces deposited in your yard which is then hurled back into the yard of the rightful owner.
"That scumbag Carmine let his dog shit in our yard again. I'll get even with that cocksucker and throw the italian lawn dart back onto his feakin' lawn."
italian lawn dart by scabbrain April 5, 2010

mexican hockey team 

n. body of persons clustering in small groups ranging from five to six individuals for the purpose of consumerism, esp. Walmart.
As I approached the store front I passed a mexican hockey team carrying bags of their recently purchased goods.