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3 definitions by sbaines

 
1.
NASCAR in Southern California (See SoCal) where an offender leads the police on a drawn out televised chase.
Did you see the Ghetto NASCAR chase last night on the news? That guy is the new points leader.
by sbaines May 23, 2009
 
2.
Party or bar with terrible female to dude ratio.
Dude, this place is a crankfest. Let's go.
by sbaines April 23, 2009
 
3.
The process of strolling of a Ramblas, walkplatz, or pedestrian only area and having low rent prostitutes grab your balls front of your wives or girlfriends.
Man we left the club with Shayna and Starr and these two hookers latched onto my unit. It was the worst bartophilia attack ever!
by sbaines April 28, 2009