sassyred's definitions

barbernastics

The unnatural and often painful contortions a barber is forced into when the client refuses to sit in the properly and hold the fuck still.

barber1 - I have to leave early today.
barber2 - Sure, what's up?
barber1 - The barbernastics I was forced into yesterday really fucked up my back.

by sassyred November 5, 2014

asscalade

An Asscalade is an oversized useless vehicle driven by stuck-up bitches and pompous ass-holes who think they own the road. These drivers will also cut you off, usually without a signal, because they think they own the road.

Holy shit! That stupid bitch in the Asscalade nearly clipped our front end!

by sassyred April 30, 2009