2 definitions by sassyred

Top Definition
An Asscalade is an oversized useless vehicle driven by stuck-up bitches and pompous ass-holes who think they own the road. These drivers will also cut you off, usually without a signal, because they think they own the road.
Holy shit! That stupid bitch in the Asscalade nearly clipped our front end!
by sassyred April 29, 2009
The unnatural and often painful contortions a barber is forced into when the client refuses to sit in the properly and hold the fuck still.
barber1 - I have to leave early today.
barber2 - Sure, what's up?
barber1 - The barbernastics I was forced into yesterday really fucked up my back.
by sassyred November 05, 2014
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