2 definitions by sass master
A Jode is someone (male) who suddenly begins acting like a young middle school girl. It could spontaneously happen at any given moment, to any given male. Jodes often reveal their true colors at social gatherings when faced with the opposite sex, or when someone accuses them of something (out of fun). Jodes always deny the fact that they are quite sassy, often acting out towards the accuser.
Jode=Chode=The guy in the group that everyone "shits on"
Jode=Chode=The guy in the group that everyone "shits on"
Guy 1) 'Ha, Stephen that girl said you have a millimeter peter'
Guy 2) "Whatever Brad, your moms a whore, I fucked your girlfriend and your shoes are gay. Oh and my dog died, so that means I could only sport like a half chub and your shirt is fugly. Also your feet smell like a feltched asshole and ..."
Guy 1) "Woah there brah, no need to be such a Jode"
Guy 2) "Whatever Brad, your moms a whore, I fucked your girlfriend and your shoes are gay. Oh and my dog died, so that means I could only sport like a half chub and your shirt is fugly. Also your feet smell like a feltched asshole and ..."
Guy 1) "Woah there brah, no need to be such a Jode"
by sass master October 18, 2013
A lower class, seafood inspried sexual act involving crab, lobster, and a whole lot of butter. *Make sure to pre lump your crab meat before attempting.*
by sass master February 23, 2011