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16. BUI
BUI stands for Browsing Under the Influence. This is similar to Driving Under the Influence (driving while drunk). BUI is a situation where a drunk person is having a great time browsing the internet and having fun.
Santosh: What are you doing? Wanna come over to my place to watch some TV

Clinton: Sorry but I am BUI!
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by SantoshGeorge Aug 31, 2009 share this
15. DesiCon
This is a system that determines how many people from India live in a town or city outside of India. It is the Indian-ness of the city. I personally made this rating myself.

This is similar to the US military defence readiness condition system called the DEFCON system - with ratings from 1 (highest) through 5 (lowest). The word desi (pronounced they-see) is a collquial Hindi word used refer to people from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka who live outside of India.

DesiCon 5 - Indians are seen here and there maybe but vanish from sight pretty soon.

DesiCon 4 - Indians can be seen in certain localities and apartments and in the IT departments of corporate America

DesiCon 3 - Indians can be seen in every major low-end retail and grocery store and youngsters can be seen on the roads.

DesiCon 2 - Indians can be seen blasting Hindi music with their windows rolled down as they drive around the city

DesiCon 1 - Indian parents can be seen walking in native clothes and sandals on the roads and not necessarily on the footpath and there are Indian restaurants on every 4 blocks.
Minneapolis is a DesiCon-3 city
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by SantoshGeorge Aug 31, 2009 share this
14. BWI
BWI stands for Browsing While Intoxicated. This is similar to DWI for driving. BUI is a situation where a drunk person is having a great time browsing the internet and having fun.

Clinton: What are you doing? Wanna come over to my place to watch some TV

Santosh: Sorry but I am BWI!
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by SantoshGeorge Mar 7, 2009 share this
13. BUI
BUI stands for Browsing Under the Influence. This is similar to DUI for driving. BUI is a situation where a drunk person is having a great time browsing the internet and having fun.
Jacinda: What are you doing? Wanna come over to my place to watch some TV

Santosh: Sorry but I am BUI!
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by SantoshGeorge Mar 7, 2009 share this
12. fuckymoon
Synonymous with honeymoon but more accurately describes what it is all about
After the wedding, John and Mary went off on a 7-day fuckymoon to Hawaii.
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by SantoshGeorge Dec 29, 2008 share this
11. wanke-danke-thon
This is an extended masturbation session of gratitude, formed by combining the words "wank" + the German word "danke" for thank you + "thon" from marathon.
Mom: Alright son, I fixed you a great supper. How are you going to thank me?

Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.

Mom: Oh I am flattered!
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by SantoshGeorge Oct 16, 2008 share this
10. cum-stained futon
A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.
Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.

Jacinda: Why, what happened?

Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.
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by SantoshGeorge Sep 24, 2008 share this
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