Definitions by santoshgeorge
DesiCon
This is a system that determines how many people from India live in a town or city outside of India. It is the Indian-ness of the city. I personally made this rating myself.
This is similar to the US military defence readiness condition system called the DEFCON system - with ratings from 1 (highest) through 5 (lowest). The word desi (pronounced they-see) is a collquial Hindi word used refer to people from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka who live outside of India.
DesiCon 5 - Indians are seen here and there maybe but vanish from sight pretty soon.
DesiCon 4 - Indians can be seen in certain localities and apartments and in the IT departments of corporate America
DesiCon 3 - Indians can be seen in every major low-end retail and grocery store and youngsters can be seen on the roads.
DesiCon 2 - Indians can be seen blasting Hindi music with their windows rolled down as they drive around the city
DesiCon 1 - Indian parents can be seen walking in native clothes and sandals on the roads and not necessarily on the footpath and there are Indian restaurants on every 4 blocks.
This is similar to the US military defence readiness condition system called the DEFCON system - with ratings from 1 (highest) through 5 (lowest). The word desi (pronounced they-see) is a collquial Hindi word used refer to people from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka who live outside of India.
DesiCon 5 - Indians are seen here and there maybe but vanish from sight pretty soon.
DesiCon 4 - Indians can be seen in certain localities and apartments and in the IT departments of corporate America
DesiCon 3 - Indians can be seen in every major low-end retail and grocery store and youngsters can be seen on the roads.
DesiCon 2 - Indians can be seen blasting Hindi music with their windows rolled down as they drive around the city
DesiCon 1 - Indian parents can be seen walking in native clothes and sandals on the roads and not necessarily on the footpath and there are Indian restaurants on every 4 blocks.
Minneapolis is a DesiCon-3 city
DesiCon by SantoshGeorge September 1, 2009
BUI
BUI stands for Browsing Under the Influence. This is similar to Driving Under the Influence (driving while drunk). BUI is a situation where a drunk person is having a great time browsing the internet and having fun.
Santosh: What are you doing? Wanna come over to my place to watch some TV
Clinton: Sorry but I am BUI!
Clinton: Sorry but I am BUI!
BUI by SantoshGeorge September 1, 2009
BUI
BUI stands for Browsing Under the Influence. This is similar to DUI for driving. BUI is a situation where a drunk person is having a great time browsing the internet and having fun.
Jacinda: What are you doing? Wanna come over to my place to watch some TV
Santosh: Sorry but I am BUI!
Santosh: Sorry but I am BUI!
BUI by SantoshGeorge March 7, 2009
BWI
BWI stands for Browsing While Intoxicated. This is similar to DWI for driving. BUI is a situation where a drunk person is having a great time browsing the internet and having fun.
Clinton: What are you doing? Wanna come over to my place to watch some TV
Santosh: Sorry but I am BWI!
Santosh: Sorry but I am BWI!
BWI by SantoshGeorge March 7, 2009
wanke-danke-thon
This is an extended masturbation session of gratitude, formed by combining the words "wank" + the German word "danke" for thank you + "thon" from marathon.
Mom: Alright son, I fixed you a great supper. How are you going to thank me?
Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.
Mom: Oh I am flattered!
Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.
Mom: Oh I am flattered!
wanke-danke-thon by SantoshGeorge February 21, 2009
cum-stained futon
A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.
Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.
Jacinda: Why, what happened?
Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.
Jacinda: Why, what happened?
Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.
cum-stained futon by SantoshGeorge January 13, 2009
fuckymoon
fuckymoon by SantoshGeorge December 29, 2008