5 definitions by santorini

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when a poo refuses to go round the u bend of a toilet after flushing.
Daphne had created a poo jam in the works toilet and had to do a double flush to clear the turd
by santorini February 26, 2009

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sperm.
he emptied his bollock bile into Deidrie's mouth.
by santorini February 17, 2009

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piles discharge from the anus, usually after a hard shit rips the bee jesus out of your back side, good to avoid spicy foods and a gallon of guinness
i will have to change my boxers as i have some plum juice leakage
by santorini February 17, 2009

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to be ramped is to be worse the wear from alcohol
i'm well ramped, i'll have to get a taxi home before i vomit over that fat bird sitting in the corner
by santorini January 25, 2009

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tonka or a large penis
thats a fine tonka hanging from your leg
by santorini January 25, 2009

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