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An Indonesian cigarette, a blend of tobacco and cloves. They taste better and last longer than most other cigarettes.

American kretek smokers are always young, listen to Slint, and like to watch movies like 8 1/2. Djarum Blacks are especially popular with these people because the cigarette paper, as the name suggests, is black.
Loser: "You think you're so cool with your funny smelling cigarette..."

Cool kid: "It's called a kretek, hon. And, yes, I am."
by sanfud n sun May 1, 2006
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One of the select few legal drugs.

100x more people die every year from alcohol than from all illegal drugs combined.

Alcohol can be a huge amount of fun, though.
zomg!!1111! i nvr wud do heroins they make u addikted after 1 time and u die so stoopid

lets drnk alcohol
by sanfud n sun October 13, 2007
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A good actress and probably the most gorgeous woman we'll ever have the pleasure of gazing upon.
Rose Byrne can be seen in 28 Weeks Later, Wicker Park, and on FX's Damages.
by sanfud n sun October 20, 2007
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Chips n cheese.

The corner stone of every stoner diet. So fucking tasty and so good, I don't know what to say. Smoke weed.
Me:"Where were you?"
Nate:"At the store."
Me:"Tight, my nigga. What you get?"

(pause)

Nate:"CHIPS N CHEESE MY NIGGA!"
Me:"Damn! Stoner bliss, that'll take a fat nigga out in like 40 seconds."
by sanfud n sun November 10, 2006
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When the sink in your bathroom is so clogged from bubbler water that you can take your sink apart and scrape the insides for resin and get mad blunted and shit.
Nate: "Let's scrape the sink, nigga"
Me: "Shit, yeah, nigga. Get mad blunted and shit."
by sanfud n sun November 19, 2006
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My homey: "Yo, Protect Ya Neck is dope."

Me: "Word. It be a straight wu banger."
by sanfud n sun April 16, 2006
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After ingesting large amounts of dextromethorphan, found in over-the-counter cough medication (Robotussin, Vicks 44), a person will begin to robo-trip.

Robo-tripping often involves itchiness, a tell-tale walk, fruitless masturbation marathons, and speech that makes no sense.

Tony: "What the fuck is wrong with him? He keeps rubbing his fucking face, dude, sketchy as hell."

Ahmed: "Nah, it's cool, he does that all the time. He's on a mad robo-trip."

by sanfud n sun May 1, 2006
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