samwell's definitions

bruiser

someone who is rather large in bodily proportion. They would have little trouble in kicking some anus !

'That bluddy woman at the customs in Canada was a right bruiser, did u see the fucking size of her !!'

by Samwell April 29, 2005

Bucket

An oversized vagina due to lots of sex.

Shut up you bucket minged slag!
She's got a bucket!

by Samwell March 25, 2005

flaggle

Adjective: To flap around with no co-ordination and/or control.

1) He looked dead stupid on that trampoline. He was just flaggling around.

...or...

2) I had no control, I just flaggled around.

by Samwell May 28, 2005

sausage in the jam doughnut

A metaphor meaning for a man to have sexual intercourse with a woman whilst she is on her period.

She wants me to have sex with her when she's on her period. I mean, the sausage in the jam doughnut, it ain't right.

by Samwell September 6, 2005

ponner

Meaning ponce, a snob.

1) I don't know who he thinks he is, looking down on us like that the fucking ponner.

by Samwell June 9, 2005

topage

the height of topness, it mean its really really top

that gig was topage u know

by Samwell March 30, 2005

ASAIK

Acronym for As Soon As I Know. Pronounced ASS-IKE.

Bob: You got any news on that gig?
Dave: No not yet, but I'll tell you ASAIK.

by Samwell September 27, 2005