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goth

A goth is an artistic person with a huge aesthetic who expresses this in a dark way. Real gothic music is The Cure, Nine Inch Nails, Sisters Of Mercy etc. Goths are ususally associated with Satanism, which is completely untrue because you will find goths tend to have no religious beliefs or no strong religious beliefs, though a very very very small minority are Satanists. Goth is also usually a term used as an attempted insult by chavs and the like, mainly because chavs have nothing better to do besides insult people different to them and terrorise communities.
1) From a chav-Yowm a fucking goth, yow worship the devil ya freak, dya wanna fight?

2) From a goth to a chav-Tit
by Samwell April 22, 2005
mugGet the gothmug.

snoz

Also described as a farmer snort, when you snoz you block one nostril and sharply and quickly breath out through the other nostril, thus expelling mucus/snot. A quick but often dirty way to blow your nose, done when out on the street and don't have access to tissue.
1st person: "Awh that's nasty!"
2nd person: "Sorry, I needed to snoz, I've got a real bad cold."

...or...

"You've just snozzed all over me you dirty cunt!"
by Samwell May 16, 2005
mugGet the snozmug.

bush rustler

A gay/homosexual. Bush being refered to as the pubic region.
"Watch your backs, he's a bush rustler."
by Samwell May 16, 2005
mugGet the bush rustlermug.

sausage in the jam doughnut

A metaphor meaning for a man to have sexual intercourse with a woman whilst she is on her period.
She wants me to have sex with her when she's on her period. I mean, the sausage in the jam doughnut, it ain't right.
by Samwell September 6, 2005
mugGet the sausage in the jam doughnutmug.

vv

Acronym for 'very very'.
1) I was vv pleased with the t shirt from ebay.

2) I would be vv much appreciative if you'd fuck off.
by Samwell June 7, 2005
mugGet the vvmug.

hilarity

Someone who is uniquely hilarious, a rare humor find of someone, hence the 'rarity' association.
"He's great he is, he's a hilarity"
by Samwell December 28, 2005
mugGet the hilaritymug.

grime factor 5

basically it is the height of the grimnicity.
by Samwell March 30, 2005
mugGet the grime factor 5mug.

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