samwell's definitions

sausage in the jam doughnut

A metaphor meaning for a man to have sexual intercourse with a woman whilst she is on her period.

She wants me to have sex with her when she's on her period. I mean, the sausage in the jam doughnut, it ain't right.

by Samwell September 6, 2005

topage

the height of topness, it mean its really really top

that gig was topage u know

by Samwell March 30, 2005

jabronee

First used by a genuine tosser, The Rock from the old WWF, a jabronee is just a stupid, obnoxious person. See also: twat, tosser. Used as a non-offensive offensive term.

Get out the way your fucking jabronee!
You big jabronee!

by Samwell March 25, 2005

bush rustler

A gay/homosexual. Bush being refered to as the pubic region.

"Watch your backs, he's a bush rustler."

by Samwell May 16, 2005

hilarity

Someone who is uniquely hilarious, a rare humor find of someone, hence the 'rarity' association.

"He's great he is, he's a hilarity"

by Samwell December 28, 2005

vv

Acronym for 'very very'.

1) I was vv pleased with the t shirt from ebay.

2) I would be vv much appreciative if you'd fuck off.

by Samwell June 7, 2005

Bucket

An oversized vagina due to lots of sex.

Shut up you bucket minged slag!
She's got a bucket!

by Samwell March 25, 2005