487 definitions by sam

to hit someone on the back of the head
this must heart or it is not a swab
jack: bahdgahasbjgfds sahgfdui

me: shut up or i will swab you

jack: ..........
by sam May 21, 2004
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you pargel
by sam May 31, 2003
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samuel mckerr ..............the one and only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wheres the mirror
by sam June 11, 2004
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A special Digital Cable/Satalite channel. It is a spinoff of the channel Nickelodeon and only shows nicktoons. It is also home to many great canncled shows that used to be on nick.
Rock's Modern Life is on Nicktoons TV.
by sam September 26, 2003
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if u r gulible just like me.... really?!
sky is red...really?!
by sam June 11, 2004
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Made myself, well at least i hope nobody else has come up with it. Means somewhere between a tosser and terriwinkle... just a stupid thing to call your friends when they be dumb
'Err your a tosswinkle craig!'
by sam July 28, 2004
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A counter-strike player on 56k.

His connection lets him handle 3 bit packets per second, and approximately 2 vowels and 8 consonants per 3 seconds on the microphone.

See 56k and slow and diol.
God damn this jairs piece of jairs I wish this jairs didn't jairs on me GOD JAIRS DAMN JAIRS THIS!
by sam April 11, 2004
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