14 definitions by salty man

savannah

a nice friend

savannah you are nice

by salty man June 19, 2019

cat

demon that you love anyway

cat: *evilly* meow
me: so sorry sir, let me feed you

cat: *purrs*

me: i love you too

by salty man April 18, 2019

svnahah

svnahah is a funny human
sometimes she loses at card games, and is in a cult
she’s generally a very nice person

“hey svnahah can you hang out this weekend?”

“sorry, saturday i have a cult meeting and sunday i’m playing blackjack”

by salty man June 19, 2019

cooper

the coolest one to ever exist :)

cooper is the coolest human that has ever existed

by salty man April 21, 2019

sexy

me

everyone: you’re so sexy
me: i know

by salty man April 16, 2019

aspen

a tree guy

aspen is a tree

by salty man June 19, 2019

aspen

a nerdy gay guy

aspen is a nerd

he is also gay

by salty man June 19, 2019