Wrap saran wrap around your lower body like its a pair of boxer shorts. Wear it for 24 hours while eating foods that make you repetitively fart into said wrap. after the wrap is at the point where it can get no stinkier, take it off and slap your girlfriend in the face with it during sex.
Colleen broke up with me last night because I pulled the Saran wrap trap on her. I miss her already.
Refers to the aesthetics of a dorky girls boobs. They often point in a weird direction, and have a large gap in between them. They can be extremely unpleasant if encountered when sober. This type of titty can even be caught reading a book under her bra, although its very rare.
Ryan: "God you're hot but your tits are dorky as shit."
Jen: Yeah, these Dork tits are pretty stupid looking."
Ryan: "Why the fuck are they reading?
Pretending to like football just to be in a room of grizzly football loving men. You use this time to check out their potential chubby size, and fantasize about touching their butt holes with gardening equipment.
I'm sick of that football fag staring at my junk all the time. Why the fuck does he have gardening sheers with him?
Wearing a pair of shorts that are loose and repeatedly showing your nuts to other people when sitting down. Usually on a bench of some sort. It helps if you make rapid hand movements by the area of vision.
Dude, did you see Jason's balls through his leg hole?