2 definitions by saintsfanmd
Bobby Joe: Jeez, Wilbur! Did another varmit crawl up your ass and die?!
Wilbur: Hell no...that's the turd hearse emptying the porta-shitter at momma's house!
Wilbur: Hell no...that's the turd hearse emptying the porta-shitter at momma's house!
by saintsfanmd November 25, 2007
a stained anus, kinda browner than you think it should be...maybe even a dingle-berry or two present. Rhymes with anus.
Biff: Hey Blaine...that chick I banged last was awesome. But, when she bent over and pulled her panties off, I saw her stainus! It was rotten. But, I did her anyways.
Blaine: Did your tool smell like ass?
Blaine: Did your tool smell like ass?
by saintsfanmd July 11, 2008