3 definitions by safetysamuel

hootygasm

when you find yourself aroused by touching of the hooters (Boobies)(Tits)(Breasts)

Heather found herself about to have a hootygasm when she touched Tony's boobs

by safetysamuel March 1, 2016

Rum Shits

When you drink all night and you wake up having to run to the toilet due to the poo explosion that is about to happen.

Samantha had drank to much rum last night and the next morning she had the rum shits

by safetysamuel November 21, 2016

obama pleasure

When one get's pleasure(d) while Obama gives a speech

i was very Obama pleasured when he was giving the State of the Union.

by safetysamuel February 18, 2016