27 definitions by sPud

Gitmo

vt. to inflict suffering for an indeterminate period.

"If you don't go to bed right now, I'll gitmo your ass with the belt."

by sPud October 12, 2004

Empiracy

ehm-pie'-re-see n. actions which resemble those of an empirate.

With the suspension of elections in 2004, the administration was free to gitmo the country with its empiracy.

by sPud October 13, 2004

Clam Bumping

The illusory idea that homosexual women may have sex by bumping one female's vaginal labia against another female's vaginal labia. A slander. Other forms: clam bumper(s).

"Those dikey chicks are off to go clam bumping."

by sPud January 28, 2004

Empirate

ehm-pie'-ret n. one who advocates then hijacks an establishment or expansion of empire, esp. with the intent of either personal enrichment or advancement of fundamentalist philosophies. A pirate of empire.

Note: for the sake of the author's conditional liberty, please do not assume that the preceding definition refers to either Dick Cheney or Paul Wolfowitz. The two are more accurately described as assholes.

"...and I for one welcome our new empirate overlords!"

by sPud October 13, 2004

firkin

Something unspeakable you perform with your unmentionables.

Professor Hill caught Jennings having a quick firkin in the lavotories and nearly ended himself on the spot.

by sPud July 22, 2003

shazam

used while playing multiplayer halo or any other multiplayer game it means "in your face inferior opponents"
*can only properly be used if yelled

*Shazam* mother fuckers!

by sPud August 9, 2004

p0nts

Someone elses scanties you wear on your head when very very drunk.

Simon spend half an hour dancing to Marillion with his dads p0nts on his head.

by sPud July 22, 2003