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Multigasm
A contraction of "Multiple" and "Orgasm".
Just like Multimax is one of "Multiple" and "Climax"
1. The art of achieving Multiple Orgasms during one session of sexual intercourse.
If you are a man, this is nearly impossible.
If you are a woman, then every man envies you and your ability to do this. However it is dependent on your sexual partner and how good they are at doing the deed, fingering, cunnilingus (aka eating pussy) and other things.
If you plan on visiting the Palace of Love any time soon, then Multigasm is a technique that needs to be perfected.
A contraction of "Multiple" and "Orgasm".
Just like Multimax is one of "Multiple" and "Climax"
1. The art of achieving Multiple Orgasms during one session of sexual intercourse.
If you are a man, this is nearly impossible.
If you are a woman, then every man envies you and your ability to do this. However it is dependent on your sexual partner and how good they are at doing the deed, fingering, cunnilingus (aka eating pussy) and other things.
If you plan on visiting the Palace of Love any time soon, then Multigasm is a technique that needs to be perfected.
1.
Woman moans
Man: Oh, what happens if I...
Woman's moans get louder
Man: You appear to be enjoying this, maybe...
Woman screams/shudders/arch's back/mixture of all 3
Kiss, cuddle, woman calms down
Man: Did you like that? Let's try...
Woman begins moaning again
Repeat until Announcer yells, Quest log changes or Achievement is reached
Announcer: MUTLIGASM!!!
Chat box: Man has completed the achievement Give Multigasm
Chat box: Woman has completed the achievement Receive Multigasm
Quest Log: Quest - Multigasm (Complete)
0 XP rewarded, 0 Gold rewarded
Other "Rewards" - You get to cuddle with your lady while she tells you all about her long day at the office or other place of employment.
You aren't allowed to fall asleep... tough break, motherfucker.
Man *whispering*: kill me, please.
Woman moans
Man: Oh, what happens if I...
Woman's moans get louder
Man: You appear to be enjoying this, maybe...
Woman screams/shudders/arch's back/mixture of all 3
Kiss, cuddle, woman calms down
Man: Did you like that? Let's try...
Woman begins moaning again
Repeat until Announcer yells, Quest log changes or Achievement is reached
Announcer: MUTLIGASM!!!
Chat box: Man has completed the achievement Give Multigasm
Chat box: Woman has completed the achievement Receive Multigasm
Quest Log: Quest - Multigasm (Complete)
0 XP rewarded, 0 Gold rewarded
Other "Rewards" - You get to cuddle with your lady while she tells you all about her long day at the office or other place of employment.
You aren't allowed to fall asleep... tough break, motherfucker.
Man *whispering*: kill me, please.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
Get the Multigasmmug. H3O
1.
Even wetter water
2.
The hydronium ion
Produced when water acquires a proton (aka a hydrogen ion)
1.
Even wetter water
2.
The hydronium ion
Produced when water acquires a proton (aka a hydrogen ion)
1.
Girl: I'm so wet!
Guy: That's cause you're soaked in H3O
2.
2 H2O <-> OH(-) + H3O(+)
Teacher: And that, kids, concludes our chemistry lesson for today.
Remember, H3O is very acidic, do not try to drink it.
Girl: I'm so wet!
Guy: That's cause you're soaked in H3O
2.
2 H2O <-> OH(-) + H3O(+)
Teacher: And that, kids, concludes our chemistry lesson for today.
Remember, H3O is very acidic, do not try to drink it.
by rzhhhh July 19, 2010
Get the H3Omug. Allah-saurus
If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.
Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.
Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
Raptor Jesus: rawr The Bible was written by God himself, I should know I was there when he wrote it.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11
Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11
Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
Get the Allah-saurusmug. Fayde
1.
Incorrect spelling of Fade
2.
A hero from Heroes of Newerth
She's the "shadow and scythe woman", be very afraid.
She appears to have been inspired by DotA's
Anub'arak - The Nerubian Assassin, though Fayde's
skill set is not a perfect copy of Anub'araks, they have
some similarities and Faydes playstyle mimics that of
Anub'araks as both assume the role of ganker
Fayde is characterised by being dark & sexy
3.
Someone dark & sexy.
Applies only to females due to the feminine nature of the name.
That girl you know with dark skin, dark eyes, dark hair
and an extremely sexy voice. You get wet thinking of her.
That's Fayde
Careful though, the dark side of her personality isn't somewhere you want to be... Don't piss her off.
1.
Incorrect spelling of Fade
2.
A hero from Heroes of Newerth
She's the "shadow and scythe woman", be very afraid.
She appears to have been inspired by DotA's
Anub'arak - The Nerubian Assassin, though Fayde's
skill set is not a perfect copy of Anub'araks, they have
some similarities and Faydes playstyle mimics that of
Anub'araks as both assume the role of ganker
Fayde is characterised by being dark & sexy
3.
Someone dark & sexy.
Applies only to females due to the feminine nature of the name.
That girl you know with dark skin, dark eyes, dark hair
and an extremely sexy voice. You get wet thinking of her.
That's Fayde
Careful though, the dark side of her personality isn't somewhere you want to be... Don't piss her off.
1.
Phade, Phayde, and so on...
2.
Fayde -
A shadow cast my the evil in the hearts of Man and Beast alike.
Fayde lurks in the dark places of Newerth.
While her scythe-like claws are terrible enough,
it is her abiltity to call forth new shadows of herself
--or her foes-- that is most awful of all....
3.
A: Man I just saw this super hot dark skinned girl
B: You speak to her?
A: Yeah, I creamed myself when she spoke back
B: Yep, that was Fayde.
A: What ?
Phade, Phayde, and so on...
2.
Fayde -
A shadow cast my the evil in the hearts of Man and Beast alike.
Fayde lurks in the dark places of Newerth.
While her scythe-like claws are terrible enough,
it is her abiltity to call forth new shadows of herself
--or her foes-- that is most awful of all....
3.
A: Man I just saw this super hot dark skinned girl
B: You speak to her?
A: Yeah, I creamed myself when she spoke back
B: Yep, that was Fayde.
A: What ?
by rzhhhh June 28, 2010
Get the Faydemug. Decepticunt
pronounced: d-sep-t-cunt
1. A female Transformer allied with the Decepticon faction.
2. A female who uses deceitful tactics or other masterful strategies to lure as many of the male species into her bedroom for the sole purpose of acquiring their money, drugs or semen.
Such a female may be alternatively referred to as a slut, whore, gold digger or succubus among many other nouns.
3. A female on the internet who uses images of another woman, usually a friend or unknown model, in order to lure sad little nerd virgins to her Palace of Love for sex.
Said poor little nerd will willingly obey as he is aware that he can get no better and will finally lose his virginity.
Said female is usually ugly or fat or a mixture of both resulting in fugly, generally the type of woman one would call an air strike on or man the harpoons.
pronounced: d-sep-t-cunt
1. A female Transformer allied with the Decepticon faction.
2. A female who uses deceitful tactics or other masterful strategies to lure as many of the male species into her bedroom for the sole purpose of acquiring their money, drugs or semen.
Such a female may be alternatively referred to as a slut, whore, gold digger or succubus among many other nouns.
3. A female on the internet who uses images of another woman, usually a friend or unknown model, in order to lure sad little nerd virgins to her Palace of Love for sex.
Said poor little nerd will willingly obey as he is aware that he can get no better and will finally lose his virginity.
Said female is usually ugly or fat or a mixture of both resulting in fugly, generally the type of woman one would call an air strike on or man the harpoons.
1. As of yet, I am unaware of any female Decepticons, but if one did exist, the following conversation would likely take place between the two Autobots known as Skids and Mudflap:
Skids: Dayum blud, (or oil, dunno which a robot would say),
did u see dat fyne piece of Chromium Alloy pussy ?!
Mudflap: With my own 2 eyes dawg, but dat hoe she a Decepticon,
u not see dat tatoo on her perfectly spherical booty?
Skids: Shieeeet negro! hoe's a decepticunt!
Mudflap lets out a hearty chuckle
Skids and Mudflap proceed to brofist, transform and then drive away.
2. Whenever a woman divorces a rich man, not very hard to find.
Usually also where ever you may see interracial dating, especially if the male is white.
3. Craigslist, /r9k/
Skids: Dayum blud, (or oil, dunno which a robot would say),
did u see dat fyne piece of Chromium Alloy pussy ?!
Mudflap: With my own 2 eyes dawg, but dat hoe she a Decepticon,
u not see dat tatoo on her perfectly spherical booty?
Skids: Shieeeet negro! hoe's a decepticunt!
Mudflap lets out a hearty chuckle
Skids and Mudflap proceed to brofist, transform and then drive away.
2. Whenever a woman divorces a rich man, not very hard to find.
Usually also where ever you may see interracial dating, especially if the male is white.
3. Craigslist, /r9k/
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
Get the Decepticuntmug. Twenty Dollars
1.
An amount of currency
The hard value of that amount of currency depends on monetary authority of the issuing country.
A person can have twenty:
Australian Dollars - AUD
Hong Kong Dollars - HKD
United States Dollars - USD
Canadian Dollar - CAD
New Zealand Dollar - NZD
2.
Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts.
1.
An amount of currency
The hard value of that amount of currency depends on monetary authority of the issuing country.
A person can have twenty:
Australian Dollars - AUD
Hong Kong Dollars - HKD
United States Dollars - USD
Canadian Dollar - CAD
New Zealand Dollar - NZD
2.
Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Aww twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut. :(
Brain: Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: EXPLAIN HOW! D:
Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woohoo!
Brain: Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: EXPLAIN HOW! D:
Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woohoo!
by rzhhhh November 14, 2011
Get the Twenty Dollarsmug. Aiur Chef
1.
A custom map for Blizzard Entertainment's StarCraft II.
Each player controls a Zealot and must run around collecting ingredients to prepare a crazy alien dish, like Fish & Chips.
Players may eliminate competing players Zealots and steal their food.
2.
Given that Aiur is a (fictional) planet that exists on the outskirts of the Milky Way and is the home planet to an alien race known as the Protoss one can use the term "Aiur Chef" to indicate that one's cooking is of an "out of this world" quality.
It would therefore follow that "Aiur Chef" is a higher ranking chef than Iron Chef and much higher than Zinc Saucier
1.
A custom map for Blizzard Entertainment's StarCraft II.
Each player controls a Zealot and must run around collecting ingredients to prepare a crazy alien dish, like Fish & Chips.
Players may eliminate competing players Zealots and steal their food.
2.
Given that Aiur is a (fictional) planet that exists on the outskirts of the Milky Way and is the home planet to an alien race known as the Protoss one can use the term "Aiur Chef" to indicate that one's cooking is of an "out of this world" quality.
It would therefore follow that "Aiur Chef" is a higher ranking chef than Iron Chef and much higher than Zinc Saucier
by rzhhhh November 13, 2011
Get the Aiur Chefmug.