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the Waltz - noun
to Waltz - verb
1. A dance.
A type of ballroom dance, performed in closed position.
Is usually a slow dance, though some types can be performed to faster paced music.
Characterized by gliding movements.
This dance is very old and pre-dates the 1600's
If you perform the Waltz with your partner (or friend) then one of the following is likely to be the case:
- You are of high class
- You are extremely rich
- You and your partner are very much in love
- You and your friend are making other people jealous
- If you are a woman; You are dancing with a gentleman
- If you are a man; You are dancing with a lady
2. A form of music
3. In alternate verb form, to walk around the place as if you own it (bonus points if you do actually own it).
People will think you are a prick if you do this, which is all the more reason to do it.
to Waltz - verb
1. A dance.
A type of ballroom dance, performed in closed position.
Is usually a slow dance, though some types can be performed to faster paced music.
Characterized by gliding movements.
This dance is very old and pre-dates the 1600's
If you perform the Waltz with your partner (or friend) then one of the following is likely to be the case:
- You are of high class
- You are extremely rich
- You and your partner are very much in love
- You and your friend are making other people jealous
- If you are a woman; You are dancing with a gentleman
- If you are a man; You are dancing with a lady
2. A form of music
3. In alternate verb form, to walk around the place as if you own it (bonus points if you do actually own it).
People will think you are a prick if you do this, which is all the more reason to do it.
1. It's a dance. No examples here....
2. The following songs are 20th Century Waltzes:
- Friends and Lovers (Both to Each Other)
- At This Moment
- Three Times a Lady
- Take It to the Limit
- Time in a Bottle
Look em up
3.
A: Look at that fucking cunt Waltzing around like he owns the place!
B: What a twat, sucks even more how he does actually own this place!
A&B continue to be pissed off for hours on end.
2. The following songs are 20th Century Waltzes:
- Friends and Lovers (Both to Each Other)
- At This Moment
- Three Times a Lady
- Take It to the Limit
- Time in a Bottle
Look em up
3.
A: Look at that fucking cunt Waltzing around like he owns the place!
B: What a twat, sucks even more how he does actually own this place!
A&B continue to be pissed off for hours on end.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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"Like a Virgin"
Is a song about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine
I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. (That's a lot of dicks)
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker,
and it's like "whoa baby"
I mean; this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's diggin' tunnels
She's gettin' some serious dick action.
She's feeling something she hasn't felt since forever;
Pain, pain.
It hurts, it hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts
It hurts, just like it did the first time
You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin
"Like a Virgin"
Is a song about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine
I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. (That's a lot of dicks)
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker,
and it's like "whoa baby"
I mean; this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's diggin' tunnels
She's gettin' some serious dick action.
She's feeling something she hasn't felt since forever;
Pain, pain.
It hurts, it hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts
It hurts, just like it did the first time
You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin
by rzhhhh April 9, 2011
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Certainly helps if said vehicle was made by Land Rover
May also be referred to as a bromobile
Certainly helps if said vehicle was made by Land Rover
May also be referred to as a bromobile
Me and the lads took the land brover all over the city looking for some chicken
The trusty land brover
Good ol' land brover
Get your hands off our land brover bitch
The trusty land brover
Good ol' land brover
Get your hands off our land brover bitch
by rzhhhh June 14, 2011
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1) The way Homer Simpson refers to his son Bart as Bart is the only male child in the immediate family.
One may refer to any male child in a family as The Boy providing they are the only male child.
Doing so may seem a little insensitive so it is best avoided.
2) A person (male or female) who is "it". The best at whatever they are doing or just generally higher up than anyone else.
A person may believe they are The Boy when in fact they just frontin and are better described as The Bitch.
1) The way Homer Simpson refers to his son Bart as Bart is the only male child in the immediate family.
One may refer to any male child in a family as The Boy providing they are the only male child.
Doing so may seem a little insensitive so it is best avoided.
2) A person (male or female) who is "it". The best at whatever they are doing or just generally higher up than anyone else.
A person may believe they are The Boy when in fact they just frontin and are better described as The Bitch.
1)
Psychiatrist: Homer, what do you see when you look at this card?
Homer: THE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marge: If you just talk to him without mentioning our son Bart
Psychiatrist: You mean there really is a "Bart" ?!
2)
Look at that guy over there just merkin everyone, he's the boy
Do you think you're the fuckin boy?
Rippee: I'm the boy me
Psychiatrist: Homer, what do you see when you look at this card?
Homer: THE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marge: If you just talk to him without mentioning our son Bart
Psychiatrist: You mean there really is a "Bart" ?!
2)
Look at that guy over there just merkin everyone, he's the boy
Do you think you're the fuckin boy?
Rippee: I'm the boy me
by Rzhhhh August 29, 2013
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1. The Palace of Love in it's most simple form is
one's bedroom, one in which a couple perform the art of love making on a regular basis.
A requirement is that all parties included are physically satisfied (emotional satisfaction is not required) else it is not a Palace of Love, but a shag pad.
It is not required that those performing the act are a couple, or in love. It is also not required that there are only two people at any given time, though it should refrain from becoming an orgy.
It is preferable that such a room is large and has soft sheets/pillows and some dark colouring.
2. A slightly more advanced version is where the bedroom takes a luxurious form containing a four poster bed, soft sensual sheets/pillows and where everything is mainly dark sexy colours such as small amounts of black and a large amount of deep red.
Under these conditions it is now required that only a couple use this room OR multiple women please one man.
It is also required that any women inside the room during a period of usage, climax multiple times.
In such a place fucking and making love will coexist, usually within the same session.
Emotional satisfaction is not required but preferable.
Such a room is likely to belong to a rich Indian or person of South Asian / Middle Eastern decent, possibly (and preferably) a gorgeous female and even more so a Hindu, as this seems like the sort of elaborate get up that is suited to them, they did invent the Kama sutra after all...
3. In it's most advanced form, the Palace of Love is the same as in number 2. with some key additions:
It's actually a Palace, and there are probably trained tigers and maybe an elephant or two waltzing around.
Such a place would be ideal to take your Indian/Middle Eastern bride for your honeymoon or better still the entire wedding.
You and/or your bride (or groom if you are a woman reading this) do not have to be Indian/Middle Eastern, anyone with enough class (and money) can enjoy such luxury, and the love making that it comes with.
Such a place will near exclusively exist only in the Middle East/India, Dubai is your best bet.
1. The Palace of Love in it's most simple form is
one's bedroom, one in which a couple perform the art of love making on a regular basis.
A requirement is that all parties included are physically satisfied (emotional satisfaction is not required) else it is not a Palace of Love, but a shag pad.
It is not required that those performing the act are a couple, or in love. It is also not required that there are only two people at any given time, though it should refrain from becoming an orgy.
It is preferable that such a room is large and has soft sheets/pillows and some dark colouring.
2. A slightly more advanced version is where the bedroom takes a luxurious form containing a four poster bed, soft sensual sheets/pillows and where everything is mainly dark sexy colours such as small amounts of black and a large amount of deep red.
Under these conditions it is now required that only a couple use this room OR multiple women please one man.
It is also required that any women inside the room during a period of usage, climax multiple times.
In such a place fucking and making love will coexist, usually within the same session.
Emotional satisfaction is not required but preferable.
Such a room is likely to belong to a rich Indian or person of South Asian / Middle Eastern decent, possibly (and preferably) a gorgeous female and even more so a Hindu, as this seems like the sort of elaborate get up that is suited to them, they did invent the Kama sutra after all...
3. In it's most advanced form, the Palace of Love is the same as in number 2. with some key additions:
It's actually a Palace, and there are probably trained tigers and maybe an elephant or two waltzing around.
Such a place would be ideal to take your Indian/Middle Eastern bride for your honeymoon or better still the entire wedding.
You and/or your bride (or groom if you are a woman reading this) do not have to be Indian/Middle Eastern, anyone with enough class (and money) can enjoy such luxury, and the love making that it comes with.
Such a place will near exclusively exist only in the Middle East/India, Dubai is your best bet.
1.
A: I took my woman back to my shag pad where we made some extremely sweet love.
B: Whoa! you just transformed your shag pad into a Palace of Love homeslice. You'll be making babies in there soon!
A&B proceed to chuckle, brofist and walk off into the distance to do other manly things, like blow stuff up
2.
C: My new (rich) Indian lady friend took me back to what she called her "Palace of Love" and now... wow... I seriously think my balls have no juice left
D: I am so jealous. I have nothing more to say.
D goes to find himself a beautiful (rich) Indian significant other.
C is left with his mind blown for the next week or so while his balls restock their ammunition.
3.
E: Where are you taking the new missus for the honeymoon?
F: Over to Dubai, I hear they have a lovely Palace of Love
E: rofl, when can I expect your return?
F: Probably never
E&F brofist.
Note: for the purpose of example 3, F and his new woman are Caucasian
A: I took my woman back to my shag pad where we made some extremely sweet love.
B: Whoa! you just transformed your shag pad into a Palace of Love homeslice. You'll be making babies in there soon!
A&B proceed to chuckle, brofist and walk off into the distance to do other manly things, like blow stuff up
2.
C: My new (rich) Indian lady friend took me back to what she called her "Palace of Love" and now... wow... I seriously think my balls have no juice left
D: I am so jealous. I have nothing more to say.
D goes to find himself a beautiful (rich) Indian significant other.
C is left with his mind blown for the next week or so while his balls restock their ammunition.
3.
E: Where are you taking the new missus for the honeymoon?
F: Over to Dubai, I hear they have a lovely Palace of Love
E: rofl, when can I expect your return?
F: Probably never
E&F brofist.
Note: for the purpose of example 3, F and his new woman are Caucasian
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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1. Internet terminology.
One step up from man the harpoons.
Used when a fat chick (usually referred to as a whale) posts her picture.
If the woman is large enough, one can step the strike up to a new level: Nuclear Strike, MOAB, FOAB or other Thermobaric weapon.
Also has part of it's meaning shared with the military definition.
If you believe you are funny enough, you may apply the term in real life where you may see many fat chicks or in other real life situations.
2. Military terminology
A military strike delivered by the Air Force.
Target is usually a suspected or confirmed enemy ground position.
Or in the case of definition 1. A fat chick too large for the harpoons.
Delivery of the strike is usually from aircraft such as bombers, ground attack aircraft, strike fighters or helicopters.
Weapons used during a strike can range from machine gun fire to missiles to bombs.
Air Strikes are sometimes initiated in strategic bombings, but the term generally refers to tactical intervention by airpower on the battlefield.
If necessary (eg: degree of military situation or the woman in definition 1. is exceedingly obese) an Air Strike can be followed up by an artillery, infantry or armour assault.
1. Internet terminology.
One step up from man the harpoons.
Used when a fat chick (usually referred to as a whale) posts her picture.
If the woman is large enough, one can step the strike up to a new level: Nuclear Strike, MOAB, FOAB or other Thermobaric weapon.
Also has part of it's meaning shared with the military definition.
If you believe you are funny enough, you may apply the term in real life where you may see many fat chicks or in other real life situations.
2. Military terminology
A military strike delivered by the Air Force.
Target is usually a suspected or confirmed enemy ground position.
Or in the case of definition 1. A fat chick too large for the harpoons.
Delivery of the strike is usually from aircraft such as bombers, ground attack aircraft, strike fighters or helicopters.
Weapons used during a strike can range from machine gun fire to missiles to bombs.
Air Strikes are sometimes initiated in strategic bombings, but the term generally refers to tactical intervention by airpower on the battlefield.
If necessary (eg: degree of military situation or the woman in definition 1. is exceedingly obese) an Air Strike can be followed up by an artillery, infantry or armour assault.
1.
A: Whoa! Get a load of that fucking whale man!!!1
B: Fuck me! MAN THE HARPOONS!
A: Screw the harpoons dawg, I'm calling in an Air Strike
B: Good call mang, that B2 Spirit will make short work of that fat bitch!
2.
e.g 1. As in Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
USAF Master Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-14's got good aim...
Major Lennox: ...why?
USAF Master Sergeant Epps: I told them to hit the orange smoke...
Lennox proceeds to facepalm upon realizing they are virtually stood on the orange smoke as Epps makes an excuse about it being a bad throw, when in reality he throws like a girl.
e.g 2.
Operator: Enemy position verified
Field Marshal: Call in the A-10's, it's time to light em up
A: Whoa! Get a load of that fucking whale man!!!1
B: Fuck me! MAN THE HARPOONS!
A: Screw the harpoons dawg, I'm calling in an Air Strike
B: Good call mang, that B2 Spirit will make short work of that fat bitch!
2.
e.g 1. As in Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
USAF Master Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-14's got good aim...
Major Lennox: ...why?
USAF Master Sergeant Epps: I told them to hit the orange smoke...
Lennox proceeds to facepalm upon realizing they are virtually stood on the orange smoke as Epps makes an excuse about it being a bad throw, when in reality he throws like a girl.
e.g 2.
Operator: Enemy position verified
Field Marshal: Call in the A-10's, it's time to light em up
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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Referring to it in this manner suggests use of it for a number 2 rather than any other activity one can undertake in a toilet, such as a number one, number three, a Rippee, snorting benzoylmethylecgonine (coke) or other drugs, drawing weird pictures on the wall (graffiti) or even having sex.
Variants include:
shitter, john, crapatorium, lavatory, w.c,
fudge hole, shitbox, crapbox, watering hole,
outhouse, pooper, loo, latrine, honey truck,
interactive urinal, spend a penny, restroom, pissoir,
backhouse, house of ease, little house,
house of office, waste disposal facility, the dunny,
the brothel, dung-house, comfort room, bidet,
dumpster, the den, bathroom, lady's room, little girls room,
mens room, little boys room, crapper, poop hole, doodoo hole, toilette, eau de toilette,
One-man Conference Room
Referring to it in this manner suggests use of it for a number 2 rather than any other activity one can undertake in a toilet, such as a number one, number three, a Rippee, snorting benzoylmethylecgonine (coke) or other drugs, drawing weird pictures on the wall (graffiti) or even having sex.
Variants include:
shitter, john, crapatorium, lavatory, w.c,
fudge hole, shitbox, crapbox, watering hole,
outhouse, pooper, loo, latrine, honey truck,
interactive urinal, spend a penny, restroom, pissoir,
backhouse, house of ease, little house,
house of office, waste disposal facility, the dunny,
the brothel, dung-house, comfort room, bidet,
dumpster, the den, bathroom, lady's room, little girls room,
mens room, little boys room, crapper, poop hole, doodoo hole, toilette, eau de toilette,
One-man Conference Room
by rzhhhh November 20, 2011
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