Definitions by ryan and jay

crump

eating while taking a dump.

I love cinnamon toast crunch while I crump.

crump by ryan and jay November 20, 2003

schmello pad 

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

schmello pad by ryan and jay November 20, 2003