Definitions by ryan and jay

schmello pad 

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

schmello pad by ryan and jay November 20, 2003

crump

eating while taking a dump.

I love cinnamon toast crunch while I crump.

crump by ryan and jay November 20, 2003