2 definitions by ryan and jay

crump

eating while taking a dump.

I love cinnamon toast crunch while I crump.

by ryan and jay November 21, 2003

schmello pad

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

by ryan and jay November 21, 2003