Definitions by ruthless
walk about
The process by which you get a boner and get in the bath tub filling it up with water so just the tip of your knob is above the water. Place a fly on the tip that has had its wings removed (aka a walk) so that it walks all over the tip. If you can stick the fly to the ceiling, give yourself double points.
I havent seen Jon ever since I told him what a walk about was...come to think of it, I havent seen a fly in this place in a while either.
walk about by ruthless January 29, 2009
grab bag
A person you can not determine the sex of, so when you get them home and drop their pants, you never know what your going to get!
high brass
This lil' gem originated in Watkinsville, Georgia in the year 2004. It is in reference to high power 12-gauge shotgun shells. They are easily recognized by the fact that the brass travels a good way up the shell, more brass equals more power, which equals more fun! Ideal for use in an AK-12.
Ryan: Jesus fucking Christ man. I feel like a horse just kicked me in the shoulder!
Drew: Well, when your letting high brass rounds slip out the AK-12, what do you expect?
Drew: Well, when your letting high brass rounds slip out the AK-12, what do you expect?
high brass by ruthless March 7, 2005
New Jersey jiggler
Originated in New Jersey, but rapidly went global when the rest of the world felt its sting. Involves coaxing your male friend into mooning someone/somebody. When he drops his britches, you pull out a metal ruler or yard stick and slap the hell out of the back of his wedding tackle. Very painful and unless your friends are complete morons, they will only fall for this all time party favorite once.
Ryan: Hey yo Chris, moon that bus of nuns over there!
Chris: YEAH! (spoken Lil' Jon style)
Chris drops trow and reveals his shockingly white ass as Ryan discreetly pulls out a metal ruler.
There is a smack heard round the world as Chris's now black n' blue ball sack flies forward hitting him in the face.
Chris: Do that again you gheymo and I'll lite your face on fire and put it out with an ice pick!
Chris: YEAH! (spoken Lil' Jon style)
Chris drops trow and reveals his shockingly white ass as Ryan discreetly pulls out a metal ruler.
There is a smack heard round the world as Chris's now black n' blue ball sack flies forward hitting him in the face.
Chris: Do that again you gheymo and I'll lite your face on fire and put it out with an ice pick!
New Jersey jiggler by ruthless January 31, 2005
Rhyano
Tom: Dude, that guy just cleaned that girl's house, bought her flowers, gave her a massage, and cooked her a three course meal!
Tim: Thats Rhyano for ya!
Tim: Thats Rhyano for ya!
Tennessee Top Hat
Another word for a mullet, a long under rated hair style that truly exudes power, respect, and most importantly, dignity.
If George W. had a Tennessee top hat, we would not be in the situation we are in now...Osama would have turned himself in years ago out of sheer respect for the mad mullet W. was sportin'!
Tennessee Top Hat by ruthless November 17, 2004
Kentucky Waterfall
Betty Sue: Momma, do you really think Bobby Joe luvs Mary Lue?
Momma: I had my doubts at first when he pulled up to the weddin' in a limo instead of on a John Deere like every other man in this family has done fur years, but when he stepped out with that newly shorn Kentucky Waterfall, I done knew that honkey's luv was true!
Momma: I had my doubts at first when he pulled up to the weddin' in a limo instead of on a John Deere like every other man in this family has done fur years, but when he stepped out with that newly shorn Kentucky Waterfall, I done knew that honkey's luv was true!
Kentucky Waterfall by ruthless November 17, 2004