11 definitions by russianbear54

Top Definition
A heinous mutant with an elephant's ass and an intellect of a door knob. A diva in american pop culture i.e. a paragon of abysmal taste and grotesque cacophony. Exposure and rise to success is a result of diligent fellation.
Is that a cello?
No, it's J.Lo.
by russianbear54 September 12, 2006
A proven cure for constipation.
Doom 3 is one spooky motherfucking game.
by russianbear54 September 11, 2006
An ugly ass ape of Hominidae family. Consequently, Hominidae is a root word for "homie", or "homeboy".
Daddy, is that a gorilla?
No sweety, it's Jay Z.
by russianbear54 September 11, 2006
A long-forgotten 2005 Academy Award winning geo-politcal thriller which won Jorge Clooney his Oscar. A captivating drama exploring America's lust for oil by connecting several plot lines. Unfortunately a typical American is too stupid to follow it flips the channel to TRL.
Syriana is a movie made by Terrorists.
by russianbear54 September 11, 2006
I very gifted actor. Recently I've checked his filmography and realized that I've seen most of his films an never recognized him.
Jeffrey Wright is a brilliant actor.
by russianbear54 September 12, 2006
U.S. military's proud gas operated, air cooled, light weight, hand held piece of shit. It is very sensitive to all elements that you'd find outdoors, including air and sunshine. It jams if fly shit gets into the bolt so essentially it's not much of a infantry weapon. It must be cleaned constantly to be able to fire a full magazine, and after that it needs more maintanence. To extend a grunt's life on the battlefield, the A2 variant isn't fully automatic, so there will be some time between dissasembly and cleaning. The reason it became standard issue in the U.S. military is because in the 1960's Colt executives bought some high ranking military brass a few beers and lapdances. Other than that, there's no reason why a recognized military would adopt such garbage.
PFC.Smith:"Hey Jones, i can't open this beer!"
PFC.Jones:"Use the ejection port on your M-16, stupid."
by russianbear54 September 11, 2006
An idiotic, homoerotic sport which looks like a bunch of apes trying to have sex with each other. It was named 'football' by a misinformed redneck who wasn't privy to the fact that the most popular sport in the world already carries that name. It is a result of international espionage because it appears vertually identical to rugby, so there's nothing original there. To enjoy American Football you need an IQ of a beach towel and a steady diet of beer and fried chicken.
Dad, is that a gay gang bang?
No son, this is American Football
by russianbear54 September 12, 2006

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