russianbear54's definitions

Officer Candidates School

The USMC OCS is located in Quantico, Virginia. This is a place that college students with psychology, sociology, fine arts, philosophy, political science, or some other fucking trivial majors attend every summer to become 'Leaders of Marines'. An alternative path in life for these loosers is pouring coffee at Starbucks.

I lost 40 lbs of muscle, wrote 25 chits, and got a total of 12 hours of sleep in Officer Candidates School this summer!

by russianbear54 September 11, 2006

syriana

A long-forgotten 2005 Academy Award winning geo-politcal thriller which won Jorge Clooney his Oscar. A captivating drama exploring America's lust for oil by connecting several plot lines. Unfortunately a typical American is too stupid to follow it flips the channel to TRL.

Syriana is a movie made by Terrorists.

by russianbear54 September 11, 2006

hip hop

A string of grunts and sighs continuosely repeating over a series of thuds. Somewhere in the mix there's dialogue in Ebonics so it is usually unintelligible. Basically the same thing as Rap. Reveared by black people and rich white kids.

Hip Hop is the special olympics of music.

by russianbear54 September 25, 2006

american football

An idiotic, homoerotic sport which looks like a bunch of apes trying to have sex with each other. It was named 'football' by a misinformed redneck who wasn't privy to the fact that the most popular sport in the world already carries that name. It is a result of international espionage because it appears vertually identical to rugby, so there's nothing original there. To enjoy American Football you need an IQ of a beach towel and a steady diet of beer and fried chicken.

Dad, is that a gay gang bang?
No son, this is American Football

by russianbear54 September 12, 2006

Jeffrey Wright

I very gifted actor. Recently I've checked his filmography and realized that I've seen most of his films an never recognized him.

Jeffrey Wright is a brilliant actor.

by russianbear54 September 12, 2006

M-16

U.S. military's proud gas operated, air cooled, light weight, hand held piece of shit. It is very sensitive to all elements that you'd find outdoors, including air and sunshine. It jams if fly shit gets into the bolt so essentially it's not much of a infantry weapon. It must be cleaned constantly to be able to fire a full magazine, and after that it needs more maintanence. To extend a grunt's life on the battlefield, the A2 variant isn't fully automatic, so there will be some time between dissasembly and cleaning. The reason it became standard issue in the U.S. military is because in the 1960's Colt executives bought some high ranking military brass a few beers and lapdances. Other than that, there's no reason why a recognized military would adopt such garbage.

PFC.Smith:"Hey Jones, i can't open this beer!"
PFC.Jones:"Use the ejection port on your M-16, stupid."

by russianbear54 September 11, 2006

doom 3

A proven cure for constipation.

Doom 3 is one spooky motherfucking game.

by russianbear54 September 11, 2006