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I very gifted actor. Recently I've checked his filmography and realized that I've seen most of his films an never recognized him.
by russianbear54 September 12, 2006
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I lost 40 lbs of muscle, wrote 25 chits, and got a total of 12 hours of sleep in Officer Candidates School this summer!
by russianbear54 September 11, 2006
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by russianbear54 September 12, 2006
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by russianbear54 September 11, 2006
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Men-cool, funny, but real assholes when drunk. Not too handsome in most cases, tend to suffer from acne and bad breath. All of them smoke and drink.
Women-cool, funny, alot are attractive, unless they have Jewish heritage, and most don't let themelves get fat. They act proper, don't appreciate fowl language, modest, but will fuck your brains out if you're liked. Typically a handshake and an eye contact guarantees sex, but if you're not liked then you'll know right away. They don't act like sluts, but love fucking. Why not? All smoke and drink.
Men-cool, funny, but real assholes when drunk. Not too handsome in most cases, tend to suffer from acne and bad breath. All of them smoke and drink.
Women-cool, funny, alot are attractive, unless they have Jewish heritage, and most don't let themelves get fat. They act proper, don't appreciate fowl language, modest, but will fuck your brains out if you're liked. Typically a handshake and an eye contact guarantees sex, but if you're not liked then you'll know right away. They don't act like sluts, but love fucking. Why not? All smoke and drink.
by russianbear54 September 11, 2006
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