russianbear54's definitions

american football

An idiotic, homoerotic sport which looks like a bunch of apes trying to have sex with each other. It was named 'football' by a misinformed redneck who wasn't privy to the fact that the most popular sport in the world already carries that name. It is a result of international espionage because it appears vertually identical to rugby, so there's nothing original there. To enjoy American Football you need an IQ of a beach towel and a steady diet of beer and fried chicken.

Dad, is that a gay gang bang?
No son, this is American Football

by russianbear54 September 12, 2006

doom 3

A proven cure for constipation.

Doom 3 is one spooky motherfucking game.

by russianbear54 September 11, 2006

hip hop

A string of grunts and sighs continuosely repeating over a series of thuds. Somewhere in the mix there's dialogue in Ebonics so it is usually unintelligible. Basically the same thing as Rap. Reveared by black people and rich white kids.

Hip Hop is the special olympics of music.

by russianbear54 September 25, 2006

Officer Candidates School

The USMC OCS is located in Quantico, Virginia. This is a place that college students with psychology, sociology, fine arts, philosophy, political science, or some other fucking trivial majors attend every summer to become 'Leaders of Marines'. An alternative path in life for these loosers is pouring coffee at Starbucks.

I lost 40 lbs of muscle, wrote 25 chits, and got a total of 12 hours of sleep in Officer Candidates School this summer!

by russianbear54 September 11, 2006

syriana

A long-forgotten 2005 Academy Award winning geo-politcal thriller which won Jorge Clooney his Oscar. A captivating drama exploring America's lust for oil by connecting several plot lines. Unfortunately a typical American is too stupid to follow it flips the channel to TRL.

Syriana is a movie made by Terrorists.

by russianbear54 September 11, 2006

Jeffrey Wright

I very gifted actor. Recently I've checked his filmography and realized that I've seen most of his films an never recognized him.

Jeffrey Wright is a brilliant actor.

by russianbear54 September 12, 2006

russian

A person born in Russia.
Men-cool, funny, but real assholes when drunk. Not too handsome in most cases, tend to suffer from acne and bad breath. All of them smoke and drink.

Women-cool, funny, alot are attractive, unless they have Jewish heritage, and most don't let themelves get fat. They act proper, don't appreciate fowl language, modest, but will fuck your brains out if you're liked. Typically a handshake and an eye contact guarantees sex, but if you're not liked then you'll know right away. They don't act like sluts, but love fucking. Why not? All smoke and drink.

Tom:"Damn, that skinny kid has alot of zits!"
Dan:"Yeah, he must be Russian."

by russianbear54 September 11, 2006